The Official Hobbit Webpage

 

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Hi, this site is all about hobbits, REAL HOBBITS.  This site is awesome.    My name is Amy and I can't stop thinking about hobbits.  These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

 

Facts:

 

1.    Hobbits are hairy mammals.

2.    Hobbits drink ale, smoke pipe weed, and eat ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of the hobbit is to flip out, say "my preciousssss" alot, and pork tons of hot babes.

 

 

Weapons and gear:

 

  

Hobbit Swords                   The One Ring   

 

 

Hobbit Outfits

 

 

Testimonial:

 

Hobbits can pork anyone they want!  Hobbits pork each other ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. 

These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out over Longbottom Leaf ALL the time. 

I heard that there was this hobbit who was eating second breakfast at The Green Dragon...  And when some dude dropped a pint the hobbit killed the whole shire.  My friend Gandalf said that he saw a hobbit totally uppercut some kid just because the kid was listening to his conversation outside a window.

 

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

If you don't believe that hobbits have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off with their tiny little swords!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

 

Hobbits are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact.  Hobbits are hot, brave, horny, short, hairy, and sweet.  I can't wait to visit middle earth next year.  I love hobbits with all of my body (including my naughty bits).    

 

 

Q and A:.

 

 

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about hobbits?

A: Hobbits are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, they go on a four-freakin-months-long quest to destroy a stupid ring.

 

Q: I heard that hobbits are always cruel or mean.  What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, hobbits can be mean OR totally awesome. 

 

Q: What do hobbits do when they're not porking hot babes or flipping out over second breakfast?

A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab.  (Ask that fairy, I mean Elf, Legolas if you don't believe me.)

 

 

This is a picture of my best friend Aragorn showing off.

He's a LOT older than me and has porked a lot of babes (Mostly humans, elves, & dwarves, but once I saw him gettin it on with these 4 halflings at the Prancing Pony, and then there was the time with this one dude named Sauron, but he swears it was just a one time thing, and he's not bi.)

Still, he gets more action than anyone I know, which is bragable.

 

 

 

 

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