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"Hello?"
"Hello, may I speak to Ian?"
"Yes!
This is him!" McCulloch says, cheerily.
Someone else picks up the phone; a female voice says,
"Hello?"
"It's for me," says McCulloch, calmly.
"Oh."
She hangs up.
This is the first confirmation that I've phoned McCulloch at his home
in the UK; it is not the last.
"Hello?" says McCulloch, again.
"Hello?" I say, again.
"It's nice to be speaking with you!"
"Oh, yeah, it's a pleasure," McCulloch replies, his smile
audible over the phone line.
He's feeling considerably better than yesterday, when our interview was
called off on account of illness.
"Oh, yeah, much better. Sorry about that," he says, sounding
legitimately apologetic.
No problem whatsoever.
After all, McCulloch's got to be in top form these days, what with the
rapid pace of his current promotional schedule for Echo and the Bunnymen's
forthcoming album, Flowers; best to take the recovery time when you can get
it.
Flowers is the Bunnymen's first album after the semi-fiasco that was
their deal with London Records; it's being released on Cooking Vinyl in most
of the free world, as well as on spinART here in the States.
In fact, the spinART deal came about as a result of the band's
association with Cooking Vinyl.
"Cooking Vinyl kinda spoke to a few different labels, and spinART
seemed to be the one that they favored.
We haven't actually met them yet! I would like to have done, but the
management people seemed very happy with them, so..."
Cooking Vinyl would seem to have some sort of association with spinART,
as another Cooking Vinyl artist, the Lilac Time, is also signed to spinART in
the US.
"Oh, really?
Oh, yeah, they must have some history with them, then.
Are they good?"
Oh, yes, spinART's very good.
"Ah, brilliant.
That's good to hear.
From what I can gather, they seem to be very keen, and that's always a
good sign.
It can't be any worse than London was!"
Which leads immediately to the next question: what was the deal with
THAT?
The Bunnymen's most recent album, What Are You Doing To Do With Your
Life?, came out in 1999 to tremendous critical praise...and, yet, promptly
sank like a stone, despite the band being a "name."
"Well, the contract was two albums, firm," begins McCulloch.
(The first album of the contract was 1997's "reunion" album,
Evergreen.)
"But after the last album, we felt we were undervalued.
Part of that was the fault of...well, no-one's fault; that's just how
it was.
The company, London, didn't exactly break their back to get the last
album out there to people.
But they came to us and said, 'Look, we don't want to let you go.'
There
was a period where it seemed they were trying to add extensions onto the time
to pick up the contract, and I think we gave them one because, at that point,
we were away, anyway.
After that, though, we said, 'Nah, look, let's make up your minds.'
So they came up to us and said, 'Will you take less money than is in
the contract?'
And we weren't exactly on the millions, anyway, so we just said, 'No.'
And we were dissatisfied with them.
The people who'd signed us...really, it had all changed.
It was all different personnel, so we didn't really feel as though we
belonged there, anyway.
So it's the best thing we could've done."
McCulloch believed (and continues to believe) that What Are You Going
To Do With Your Life? is one of the Bunnymen's best albums, but it simply
received no real promotional support from the label.
"I'm sure there are still lots of people who don't even know that
it came out.
I was in Japan about 5 weeks ago, talking to journalists who I talked
to before 10 years ago, and there were about 5 of them who didn't even know
there was an album after Evergreen.
Still, it was at least confirmation that (its lack of success) wasn't
the fault of the album."
It's still a bit confusing to all parties concerned that the album
received no push, particularly since Evergreen spawned a moderate hit with the
single, "I Want To Be There (When You Come)."
The amount of publicity it scored in the States was virtually
nonexistent.
"To be frank, I hated the fellow who ran the company.
He was a charmer, but he was so smarmy.
Even before Evergreen came out, I went over there and did some promo
and to meet him.
I'd gone all the way to New York with the manager, and we arranged a
meeting, and he cancelled at the last minute...so that wasn't a great start.
Then, when we played New York, he didn't show up.
It was all that kind of thing, so I've never liked him.
"We knew we were never gonna get anywhere with London in America,
that it was purely our following buying (the album).
The last tour we did with absolutely no help from (the label)...but we
felt good about it, because we sold the tickets purely by ourselves.
I think the American side of it strengthened our resolve to go where we
felt was best for us, because America's always been (good) in terms of fans,
and, I suppose, the press. The British press has always been good as well, but
we've always had that kind of profile over there.
People like the Pavements lads, Hole, the Flaming Lips, all of them
kind of people have always cited us as a major
influence."
After saying such, McCulloch suddenly drifts away for a moment as
someone on his end speaks to him.
"Okay," he says to them, "have a good one.
Good luck!"
He comes back to the phone.
"Sorry.
I was just saying something to my wife."
No problem.
Post-London and pre-spinART, the Bunnymen put out an EP through the
internet-based Gimme Music.
The disc's material is downloadable from the site or, for a slightly
more expensive price, can be mailed out in CD form.
"That was a strange one.
The person who actually did sign us to London, he phoned us early last
year and said that some people he knew were kinda setting up this Gimme Music
thing.
He was actually one of the best ones (at London), but he's no longer at
London; he left not long after we did.
When we were talking toward the end of the deal, he actually said, 'If
I were you, I'd go somewhere else.'
So, y'know, it was all kinda...we knew what the state of the company
was, and the likelihood of us being treated any differently being marginal,
minimal, whatever.
So he says, there's this company, there's not a lot in it, it's just a
one-off, depending if you want to do something.
Cos he knew that we were kinda biding our time before signing to anyone
or even before really looking for any deals.
We didn't actively go looking for any deals; Will and I just decided to
enjoy not being signed for about six months and then kinda start seeing
people.
"But in the meantime, it was purely a one-off deal.
Will was always interested in the internet.
Plus, we'd been contemplating doing our own things, knowing that we,
with a certain fanbase, if we sold our own stuff, we'd be in a sole position
of power and everything would come to us.
It didn't work that way, just cos I starting thinking, bloody hell, we
can't even get it together to phone anyone.
We're still the most naïve incompetents when it comes to the business
side; we're rubbish.
And I said to Will, we could be here 'til doomsday if we try to do it
ourselves, let's get serious.
Let's at least get someone who can put our records out and into the
shops.
Initially, I started thinking, yeah, let's just do it through the 'net
and on our website and alert our fanbase and let's just play to the converted,
but...it's not that there's no fun in it; I just think we're one of the most
important groups of all time, and I just think we need to make proper records
and get them out there.
"Since Cooking Vinyl have taken over, I haven't stopped; my feet
have barely hit the ground.
I was home yesterday; I felt terrible.
Today, I feel alright, after a really good sleep.
And I'm off tomorrow, for Lisbon, Paris, and Amsterdam.
Boy, just the fact that I've been...I'd like to say 'jetsetting,' but
leave the 'set' out.
I'm the jet, I s'pose, in terms of some of them having been propeller
jobs.
But I've been to many a far-flung place over the last 2 months, and, in
fact, Warners never even did that; Warners always treated a promo trip as a
pain-in-the-ass expense that you might have to do in America, you might have
to do some in England, and some along the English coast of Europe:
France, Belgium, and Holland.
But with Cooking Vinyl, they've had me in...the first was Hong Kong,
then Taiwan, then Tokyo.
And Germany.
Normally, if I do go to Germany to do press, it'll be Hamburg, in and
out.
And, this time, it was Cologne, Hamburg, and Berlin.
"It's a real eye-opener.
All the majors did was kinda shrink our globe, I think, if they deemed
it not worth bothering about.
They always think of it as units.
If you sell 3,000 records in Norway, they just think, 3,000 units, not
worth it.
I was saying to Johnny Marr, it's 3,000 people, that means you can go
there and play, and people can see you play.
"I was kinda worried about going on an indie, but they're more
professional.
It feels more big-time than the majors.
Unless you're Madonna, it doesn't really do you any good (to be on a
major label).
You get an advance, but, like, we were on a rubbish contract all
through Warners, then you'd hear of these groups coming in, getting these
millions of pounds deals, and we'd say, 'What the bloody hell...?'
We were always on some pittance of a wage that we gave each other, with
our publishing money separate.
We were hardly buying yachts and jets, y'know? "You go through the
years, and people do ask me...well, like, loads of people have said, on this
last lot of promotion, 'It's your sound that these people seemed to have
tapped into,' or, 'Before the Bunnymen, there was no sound like it.
Doesn't it piss you off that all of these other bands have cashed in on
something you invented?'
And I've never thought of it like that.
As long as you've got a roof over your head, y'know?"
A
moment later, however, McCulloch casually notes, "It does strike me as
ironic sometimes."
At
this moment, the topic switches rather rapidly from major label deals to
smart-arse journalists.
It seems somewhat abrupt, until I realize that McCulloch has
unintentionally set himself on this path by referencing "this last lot of
promotion."
Apparently, they were quite a nasty bunch.
"Not so much for this album, but, for the last record, you'd get
the odd interviewer who asks some old-fashioned question like, 'Why are you
still doing it?'
One of those who thinks he's being smart.
It's, like, 'Listen to the record, you dozy bastard.'
Or you've got some people saying, 'This record is finally proof that
you know what you're doing,' and I'm, like, 'Well, thank you for deigning to
allow us our career!'"
With that, McCulloch utters a sound clearly intended to signify,
"Fine, whatever."
"All
I know," he says, "is that I haven't felt this way about...well, not
so much the record, but about us as a band...in a long while.
It seems like Cooking Vinyl definitely know their people out in the
various territories. Cos, like, there's interviews turning up that, if we'd
been on London or Warners, I wouldn't've gotten to say.
Some journalists have told me that, in fact.
They've said..."
There
is a sudden moment of silence.
McCulloch's other line has beeped.
"Erm,"
he begins, sounding a bit embarrassed, "can I just see who this person
is?"
Oh,
sure.
McCulloch
clicks over.
The very proper British telephone service says, in a crisp accent,
"Please hold the line."
How thoughtful.
He
clicks back.
"Hello?
Sorry.
One of me daughter's friends.
I should've put a screen on the calls."
Back
to the interview.
McCulloch
returns to his train of thought, having left out a box car somewhere, but his
obvious point was that even journalists...yes, even journalists...are aware
that, from a promotional standpoint, Cooking Vinyl rules and London blows.
Even
a few years down the line (and several minutes into the interview), McCulloch
is clearly still extremely bothered by the fact that What Are You Going To Do
With Your Life? was a commercial flop.
In all seriousness, it sounds as though each journalist who bemoans the
album's lack of promotional push is affecting McCulloch's emotional well-being
in a positive fashion.
It's
very therapeutic, apparently.
"It's
good for me to know all this stuff.
There must've been a reason that last record didn't (sell many copies).
I mean, the people who know it love it.
But the fact that a lot of people didn't even know that we made
one...it's almost a suable case, I think.
That record company, for some reason, disallowed loads of our fans.
There was no advert for it, there was no poster campaign, there was
nothing.
It was the first album I think we've ever made that there wasn't an ad
in the NME (New Musical Express), saying, 'Echo & The Bunnymen album out
on whatever date.'
I was flabbergasted.
And then it got fantastic reviews, possibly the best reviews we've ever
had. And, so, then I was on the phone to the manager, saying, 'Now they're
going to do an ad with a quote, right?'
I mean, for any old bag of crap, they'll put an advert in, saying,
'Really good album, 6 out of 10 from the NME.' But still nothing came."
McCulloch
sighs, then says, positively, "Ah, well, onwards and upwards, eh? I
suppose in a way it's been good for this (new) record.
And, hopefully, it'll live on like (David Bowie's) 'Hunky-Dory,' and
people can go back and discover it for the first time.
I mean, I didn't know how many albums Bowie had made when I got 'Ziggy
Stardust,' or even what they were called, but I went back and discovered them.
Not all at once, of course, because I didn't have very much money,
but..."
Enter Ian McCulloch's cat.
"Oh!
The cat's looking at this photo of me...it's the old NME one, the
framed one that Anton Corbjin did for me, and it's in the hall on the floor
for some reason...I think Lorraine is thinking about putting some pictures
up...and the cat's gone right up to and's looking at it, like, 'There's the
fella who doesn't feed me properly.'"
Sensing an opportunity to bond with a Bunnyman, I reveal to McCulloch
that I had to put my cat (a.k.a. my fiance's cat) in the bathroom and close
the door before doing the interview, for fear that she might play with the
phone cord and abruptly disconnect us.
Not one to be outdone, McCulloch counters with another feline-related
anecdote.
"Well, our cat...Lorraine found out that the best stuff for her is
this healthy kind of country stuff.
That and water. Forever.
Until she dies.
And I just think that's a terrible life for a cat.
So, quite often, I'll feed her some proper stuff.
And Lorraine's, like, 'That's wrong,' and she's always hovering around
me now when I'm at the fridge.
I just think, 'What a boring life.'
And I don't believe it, anyway.
I think she just sticks with the (country stuff) cos it's easier. We
had a cat before this one, and I used to love to open the tins of cat food for
it, cos the cat's going mad for it, jumping up.
All that jelly-like stuff in the tin, and the chicken livers and
such...that's what they want, y'know."
I try to think up at least one more cat tale, muttering something or
other about a friend of mine who works at PETA and adds brewer's yeast to her
cat's food, but it goes nowhere.
As such, I decide this is a fine time to ask how McCulloch came to hook
up with Huey and the rest of Fun Lovin' Criminals.
"Oh, that was in '96.
I was in a club.
I'd heard their stuff, had the album and played it to death, and met
them in a club in L.A..
I went over and said, 'Hi, boys.
I think you're the best thing I've heard for years.'
And Huey said, 'Hey, man, that's great, thanks a lot.'
And we just hung out that night, and, since then, we always hook up
when we're in each other's towns...or even neutral towns.
Neutral towns are sometimes better. More damage, less to pay."
If that last comment makes it sound as though Ian and the Criminals are
a potentially-dangerous combination when together, you're not wrong.
Apparently,
plans last to collaborate for a McCulloch solo project never quite made it off
the ground, mostly due to their reputation for enjoying themselves a bit too
much.
"Last year, we were two days away from going to Hawaii for a
month. My manager had done this deal with the record company where it was for
me, with (Fun Lovin' Criminals) producing, and maybe a couple of
co-writes...but it just fell apart.
I think the people who were signing off on the money got cold feet when
they realized it was just gonna be me and them.
Not exactly four of the world's most responsible or timid people,
spending four weeks in Hawaii, allegedly bringing home this album.
I started to get worried about it as well.
Initially, we were gonna record it in Acapulco, and I thought,
'Fantastic!'
And then it was Hawaii, and I was, 'Just as good!'
But then I started thinking, and I said to my manager, 'Bloody hell!
What the hell are we going to get done?'
I think we'd've ended up trying to record the entire album on the last
three days, after I'd spent the rest of the time trying to drink Hawaii
dry!"
The McCulloch solo album, however, is not out of the picture forever.
"I've got all the songs for the album; I've got about 20,
actually. I'm gonna do some with Ian Broudie, who produced 'Porcupine' and, of
course, he's in the Lightning Seeds and stuff.
He's gonna do three or four; we might co-write one.
I'll produce some of the tracks as well, probably.
I don't want to spend a fortune on it.
Like, the great thing about this new Bunnymen album is that we've done
it very quickly and not wasted any money at all; it's probably the quickest
and cheapest album we've ever made, and it doesn't suffer at all for that.
So I'll probably produce quite a bit meself, cos that's one less
producer to pay, and I know what I'm doing. Maybe Ken Nelson, who produced
Coldplay's last stuff, cos he's a local lad and I've known him for twenty
years; he said he'd do it for nothing, but I'd probably have to give him a
little bit.
I don't think he'll be squeezing me for too much.
But there are a few songs that, for the vocal sound and the piano
sound, I'd like it to be as good as on that (Coldplay) record.
And if it was left to me to produce it...I know my arrangements aren't
exactly the greatest, sonically.
But I'd like someone to do some of the key songs. Actually, they're all
kinda key songs on this album; every one sounds like a single.
But, at some point, I'll have to say, 'Okay, I'll do those ones.' But
it's gonna be a hell of a record.
I've been describing it as my attempt at the missing record between
'Hunky Dory' and 'Transformer.'
I don't know if it is...but I'd like it to be up there with
those."
Recording of the album was, as of this interview (in April), scheduled
to begin in June.
"That's the first real break I have.
Then a few more in September.
"It's mad.
We're just so busy.
We're coming to America in July, and then coming back in October.
We're finally doing two American tours with one album; we haven't done
that in ages.
On the second leg, we'll probably hit the major cities again, as well
as, like, Texas, Florida, and so forth."
McCulloch's last Hampton Roads appearance was at the now-defunct Bait
Shack, inside Waterside.
He claims to remember this gig.
"Oh, yeah, we want to play all them places.
The good thing is we never overplayed those places.
Obviously, we can always go back each time to, like, New York, L.A..,
Chicago, and maybe Boston, because they're the long-term, hardcore Bunnymen
places.
But we're going to be playing the Norfolks and the Charlottes of the
world as well.
That's as much America as anywhere. It's such a massive country.
You go from town to town, you don't even have to cross state lines.
It's just a vast, changing, brilliant country. 'Bloody hell, is this
the same state we're in?'
The excitement that goes through me and Will and the band and even the
crew.
It's a mad country, but that's why it's so great.
Even Pittsburgh.
Like, Pittsburgh, it's a great town, but if you looked at a tour sheet
that said, 'New York, L.A., Chicago, Pittsburgh,' you'd go, 'That's the dodgy
one, right there.'
But even a dodgy town, compared to, say, going to Sheffield or Leeds in
England...it's a gift.
It's God's land to a band."
"So,
yeah, we're got the July tour.
Kicks off on the east coast (of America), ends up on the west, and then
we go off to Japan.
And then Australia.
We're going everywhere.
We haven't been to Australia since 1981.
We only ever went there once.
I wasn't too bothered; the flies that they have there are massive.
Someone said the other day, 'What are you going to do when you back?'
I said, 'Bring big flyswatters, cos I'm sure they've still got 'em.
Ick.
Makes me feel sick just thinking about it."
"We've
definitely gone more worldwide.
And that's not only with the promo, but we're following up the promo
with these gigs.
We were always asked to tour the Australias of the world, but, for some
reason, either the record company over there wasn't sure about helping out, or
some other crap reason. But, this time...I don't know what it'll mean in terms
of the record's sales, but certainly everyone will know it's out there, and
that's all that we can hope for, really."
Then,
out of nowhere, McCulloch decides, "We should be selling millions,
really."
But he just as quickly recants his comment.
"But, again, it's never been about that.
For me, just having the option to play in front of a thousand
Norwegians is all I expect, really."
The sound of a doorbell is suddenly audible in the background, and the
interview is paused once more. McCulloch says, "Just a moment, would
you?"
He
takes the phone away from his mouth to ask someone to get the door; based on
his tone, it's likely one of his children he's asking.
"It's probably Jill," he clarifies to whomever he's
speaking...and, in fact, it is
Jill.
"Hi,
how are ya, Jill?
I'll be a moment; I'm just doing an interview with America.
But," he observes, "she should be just about ready to
go."
He
returns.
"Ah, the life of domesticity," he sighs.
And, with that, the interview resumes.
The
press release on the spinART website, while it doesn't make any comment about
it outright, makes it rather apparent that Les Pattison, longtime Bunnymen
bassist, is no longer among the fold.
(To clarify, one Alex Greave is identified as handling bass duties on
the new album, the press release focuses heavily on McCulloch and Sergeant,
and makes no reference to Pattison whatsoever, even though he's been on every
Bunnymen release prior to Flowers.)
"Uh,
yeah, it's true," admits McCulloch, hesitatingly.
"Does it, erm, say anything about why, though?"
(It does not.)
"I wish it did; it really ought to do."
McCulloch
then goes on to explain that Pattison's departure was strictly for personal
reasons, with naught to do with any sort of conflict within the band's ranks.
Indeed, it was a combination of family illness, divorce, and child
custody, all of which added up to both a need and a desire to stay home rather
than record and tour with the Bunnymen.
"By
not mentioning it in the press release, it makes it seem more sinister than it
really is, when, in fact, it was really just something that he needed to do,
that had to be done."
McCulloch allows himself a chuckle. "People try to make a lot out
of saying that Will and I are now the only two original members left, when, in
fact, the band began as Will, myself, and a drum machine.
Then Les joined a year later, and then Pete (DeFrietas) came along
after that."
Ah, yes, the drum machine.
Otherwise known as Echo...and surely the bane of McCulloch's existence
when doing interviews.
As
such, the big closing question for McCulloch now seems almost inevitable: when
was the last time someone asked you who Echo was, and were you successfully
able to restrain yourself from smacking them?
He
laughs, and says, "It's probably been awhile since it last
happened...well, maybe not that long...but, nah, it didn't come to violence. I
mean, when I think of Echo, I think fondly of this little drum machine with
green keys and buttons.
It's hard to get to wound up about it now. After all, it was a hell of
a drum machine, that Echo.
Put out some really great sounds."
It
did, at that.