You have reached the end of the

You have reached the end of the World Wide Web!

Also known as

"The Internet"

Now you should shut down your Web browser, for you have seen all there is to see here.

Go back to doing whatever it was that you were doing before you started on this campaign in search of all there is to learn in this fascinating world of techno information.

Good-bye and Thank You for visiting with us.

Once again Good-bye

I said "Good-bye!"

Are you still here!

Please turn off your computer.

NOW!

If you persist in staying on line.

We will have to re-evaluate your current good standing with us.

Don't you have a life?

If not please submit the proper form's to the appropriate authorities.

Please submit "Federally Certified Life" form with Birth Certificate, Social Security Number, All School Record's, a complete list of family members (living and dead), an depth history of social life (if applicable) starting at birth to present, list of previous acquaintances (if any), and a 10,000 word essay on why you deserve a new Federally Certified Life.

We will be pleased to let our Form's Bureau Division (FBD) process them in due course.

[which may take awhile as we are poorly overstaffed & over-paid Government Employee's and usually be bothered with your insignificant hopes & dreams]

Then of course, upon approval, you will be issued a Federally Certified Life (FCL)

Complete with wall to wall floors and a randomly chosen & approved psychosis!

For a FUN life please submit the separate appropriate form.

(In Triplicate)

Stapled to the a digital copy of "Original Receive A Life" form with OSHA approved # 2 staples

Which will separately processed in due course.

Please go now!

Do you, by any chance, still have a family?

Go and look to see if you do!