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    UPDATED: 10/12/2008

   



Playoffs WEEK 3 NEWS:  
Playoffs WEEK 2 NEWS:  
Playoffs WEEK 1 NEWS:
 


WEEK 10 NEWS:
 Rosters for Summer season due at City Grail which is the deadline for $10 dues also.
WEEK 9 NEWS:
  Players from teams with no byes in their division need 15 games in regular season to be eligible for playoffs. 20 for MVP.
WEEK 8 NEWS:  Teams with BYES in their division only need 12 games to be eligible for playoffs and 16 games to be eligible for MVP.
WEEK 7 NEWS:

WEEK 6 NEWS:
-Co-SHOTS OF THE WEEK for last week are Heaux Tomas Taylor's 6 star night including the new HIGH OUT: 118 and, how could I have forgotten, Rectal Arthur Rowe's FIRST TON-80 of the season!  I think Mongrel Paul Kelly hit a R9 (it looks like it on their opponent's card) Week 6.
-Some team haven't paid yet.  Points held hostage until payment received.  Unpaid players do not advance to Playoffs, get awards, win Mystery Outs or get to play next season.  It is the captain's responsibility to pay the dues and get their bar to reimburse them whatever they will.
-STILL OWE DUES:  BRUNO'S -$105,  LOTSA LUCK -$165, KINGPIN -$285
-When filling out your Individual Stats on the scorecard, you don't have to write down the names of players who were not present.  Thanks.
-By the way, the members listing has been updated.
-PENALTIES
: Evangeline Shellshockers & Da Who Datz, Grit's Playas & Sooner or Later, Iggy's Mongrels, Finn's Charlie Horses, MCYC Rear Admirals


WEEK 5 NEWS: FINAL DEADLINE FOR PAYING PLAYER AND TEAM DUES.  ANY UNPAID TEAMS AFTER WEEK 5 LOSE THEIR TEAM AND COOLNESS POINTS.
-SHOT OF THE WEEK goes to Egg Peter Calonico for his 100 out.
-It appears the fax machine phone line got disconnected over the weekend (I've punished the cat) so that must be why so many cards were not sent in.
We still need WEEK 5 stats from: EVANGELINE WHO DATZ, GRIT'S ACES, FINN'S CHARLIE HORSES, GRIT'S HIPHOPOPOTAMUS, GRIT'S PLAYAS, GRIT'S SOONER OR LATERS, HOMEDALE HEAUXS, HONEYS, FARGIN ICEHOLES & BREAKFAST CLUB, IGGY'S MONGRELS, KINGPIN BRECK'S HAIR, LOTSA LUCK DA TEAM.  No penalties this week because of the bad cat. 
Some teams still haven't paid yet.  Next week those teams gets zeros as their points will be held hostage until the "ransom" is paid. 
 
WEEK 4 NEWS:
 Shot of the Week goes to Untz Anthony Fazzari on his 5 Bulls last Tuesday.
-Parkview Knobs
played w/ just 2. 
-LAST WEEK TO PAY DUES: TEAMS IN RED BELOW HAVE NOT PAID YET
-WEEK 4 PENALTIES:  -2 (no scores reported) for Bruno's Moneyshots.

WEEK 3 NEWS:  Due to the fax problem (bad ink cartridge) on Thursday morning, penalties for missing Week 3 will not be tallied.  We need score/stat reports (via fax or email) from the following teams: LOTSA LUCK DA DART TEAM, & FINN'S SEPARATISTS.
-SHOT OF THE WEEK goes to Dat Billy Hamilton for the new High Out: 114.
-Please check your averages and allstars for accuracy.  If you're pretty sure it's off, notify Tom at orleansdartclub@cox.net.
We have a record 277 players active this season which translates to a whole lot of data entry.  Mistakes happen.  Help us find them! You are an official ODC proofreader and we need your reports to maintain accuracy.  

WEEK 2 NEWS:  Deadline for $12 Player dues. After Week 2, Player dues are $15.  Bar fee is $30 per team.
                                          THE FINAL DEADLINE FOR PAYING PLAYER AND TEAM DUES IS WEEK 5!
 
                                PLEASE MAKE CHECKS PAYABLE TO: "ORLEANS DART CLUB" AND MAIL TO: P.O. BOX 2347 GRETNA, LA. 70054-2347.  
Shots of the Week go to Again Anthony Fazzari & ODC newcomer Dartist Matt Liamini for their Rounds of Nine. 
RULE REMINDER:  You only need approval to add a player if a) you are NOT in Gold 1, and b) they have played in any of the local leagues before.
Week 5 is the deadline for adding new players.
DUES REMINDER:  It is the team captain's responsibility to make sure your player dues and team bar fee is paid up.  As of today, player dues are $15 each.  See the message in red above for payment info. 
PENALTIES:  -2 (no scores reported) for Rocco's and Lotsa Luck Dateam.  Penalties from Week 1 are suspended due to Gustav forgiveness.
 

WEEK 1 NEWS:  Shot of the Week goes to Heaux Brad McAdam & Knob Mike Kahrs on the first 2 Round of Nines this season.
We're postponing Week 1 penalties due the evacuations and resulting chaos but we still need stats from MILAN EGGS, HALFMOON DARTISTS,
MCYC OUTSIDERS, LOTSA LUCK SKULKERS, GRIT'S ACES, FINN'S PLAYBOYS, EVANGELINE DA WHO DATZ & BRUNO'S FLIPFLOP ASSASSINS.
Please send in those scorecards!  You have one week to report your scores (send with your
Week 2 stats) or you're getting the -2 penalty. Bob Breck's Hair v. Breakfast Club was postponed.    

   As always, if you faxed or emailed your match scores but find your team name in the Penalties section, we did not receive your report.
Send Tom your fax confirmation page or your email error message and he'll credit you your penalty points if it was originally sent before the deadline (Sat. Midnight after the match).  We usually get one or 2 fax transmission error pages so if you can tell me the time and date you sent it and there is an error page for then, your penalties will be removed.  Make sure you fill out the Individual Stats section!

NOT TIED
ANYMORE!
Team Standings Gold 1
Total Team PNLTS W1 W2 W3 W4 W5 W6 W7 W8 W9 W10
0 Kingpin Flip Flop Assassins 0 13 13 12 11 11 18 0 0 0 0
71 Grit's Aces 0 11 16 14 8 11 11 0 0 0 0
65 Evangeline Shellshockers -2 9 15 7 14 8 14 0 0 0 0
48 Homedale Heauxs 0 10 6 5 12 10 5 0 0 0 0
48 Grit's Untz Again 0 8 4 13 7 8 8 0 0 0 0
30 Markey's Usual Suspects 0 6 3 6 5 9 1 0 0 0 0

RED TEAMS STILL UNPAID!!!  UNPAID TEAMS DO NOT GO TO PLAYOFFS!!!

 

 

Team Standings Gold 2
Total Team PNLTS W1 W2 W3 W4 W5 W6 W7 W8 W9 W10
79 Parkview Pirates 0 16 15 8 14 12 14 0 0 0 0
69 Homedale Fargin Iceholes 0 10 7 12 5 18 17 0 0 0 0
68 Finn's Playboys 0 9 12 11 13 11 12 0 0 0 0
0 Lotsa Luck Da Team -2 3 13 7 16 8 5 0 0 0 0
40 Evangeline Da Who Datz -2 9 6 12 6 7 2 0 0 0 0
32 Mick's Wire Wire 0 10 4 7 3 1 7 0 0 0 0

 

Team Standings Silver 1
Total Team PNLTS W1 W2 W3 W4 W5 W6 W7 W8 W9 W10
68 Homedale Winnin' Ugly 0 5 13 9 16 15 10 0 0 0 0
0 Bruno's Moneyshots -2 14 3 14 10 16 9 0 0 0 0
62 Parkview Knobs 0 9 16 10 3 13 11 0 0 0 0
52 Grit's Carbombs 0 7 10 5 16 4 10 0 0 0 0
46 Iggy's Mongrels 0 10 9 13 3 3 8 0 0 0 0
46 Finn's Charlie Horses -2 12 6 6 9 6 9 0 0 0 0

 

Team Standings Silver 2
Total Team PNLTS W1 W2 W3 W4 W5 W6 W7 W8 W9 W10
81 Mick's Shaolin Squid 0 14 14 11 13 15 14 0 0 0 0
80 Mcyc Outsiders 0 11 5 15 16 16 17 0 0 0 0
0 Lotsa Luck U* 0 13 10 4 6 11 12 0 0 0 0
51 BJ's Hurricanes 0 6 14 8 13 3 7 0 0 0 0
40 Mcyc Rear Admirals -2 8 9 13 6 4 2 0 0 0 0
32 Homedale Honeys 0 5 5 6 3 8 5 0 0 0 0

* OWES BAR FEE ($30)

Team Standings Bronze 1
Total Team PNLTS W1 W2 W3 W4 W5 W6 W7 W8 W9 W10
78 Rocco's Rectal Bruisers -2 14 15 12 13 12 14 0 0 0 0
68 45 Tchoup 45 Calibers 0 8 10 12 6 15 17 0 0 0 0
56 Henry's 0 15 12 7 4 4 14 0 0 0 0
54 45 Tchoup Tchoup 0 11 4 8 15 14 2 0 0 0 0
43 Iggy's Diamond Dogs 0 4 9 11 7 7 5 0 0 0 0
40 Halfmoon Dartists 0 5 7 7 12 5 4 0 0 0 0

 

Team Standings Bronze 2
Total Team PNLTS W1 W2 W3 W4 W5 W6 W7 W8 W9 W10
66 Grit's Hiphopopotamus 0 6 12 16 7 11 14 0 0 0 0
61 Grit's Playas -2 7 7 16 14 9 10 0 0 0 0
60 Finn's Separatists 0 12 11 7 13 8 9 0 0 0 0
55 Grit's Sooner or Later -2 13 13 12 5 9 5 0 0 0 0
0 Kingpin Bob Breck's Hair 0 0 8 3 12 10 13 0 0 0 0
31 Homedale Breakfast Club 0 0 6 3 6 10 6 0 0 0 0

 

Team Standings Bronze 3
Total Team PNLTS W1 W2 W3 W4 W5 W6 W7 W8 W9 W10
73 Rendezvous Dodge Darts 0 12 12 13 12 9 15 0 0 0 0
64 Milan Eggs 0 7 13 9 7 15 13 0 0 0 0
46 Mick's Dart Derelicts 0 9 7 10 4 10 6 0 0 0 0
45 Finn's Black & Blue 0 10 6 6 15 4 4 0 0 0 0

 

Penalty Box
[If you really faxed in your card but still got a penalty,
contact Tom with time & date.  If there is an error page,
you will be credited]


-1: Did not fill out Individual stats
-2: Did not send in scorecard                     
-5: Did not send in 5 or more scorecards
*: Illegal players.

see weekly news for incurred penalties from now on


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