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UPDATED: 05/13/2008

ORLEANS DART CLUB SUMMER 2008 SCHEDULE

5/13	5/20	5/27	6/3	6/10	6/17	6/24	7/1	7/8	7/15	7/22 – 8/5	8/9
1@2 3@5 4@6	2@3 4@1 5@6	6@2 5@4 1@3	3@4 6@1 2@5	1@5 4@2 3@6	2@1 5@3 6@4	3@2 1@4 6@5	2@6 4@5 3@1	4@3 1@6 5@2	5@1 2@4 6@3	PLAYOFFS	FINALS

GOLD SILVER ONE

1. RED DOOR KNOBS                                                      1. HOMEDALE FARGIN ICEHOLES

2. HOMEDALE HEAUXS                                               2. HOMEDALE HONEYS

3. BRUNOS BULLISTA                                                     3. MICK’S WIRE WIRE

4. EVANGELINE SHELLSHOCKERS                           4. HENRY’S

5. FINN’S PLAYBOYS                                                       5. MARKEY’S USUAL SUSPECTS

6. GRIT'S ACES                                                                  6. EVANGELINE DA WHO DATZ

SILVER TWO BRONZE ONE

1. HOMEDALE WINNIN’ UGLY 1. MIDCITY Y.C. REAR ADMIRALS

2. MIDCITY Y.C. OUTSIDERS 2. LOTSA LUCK U

3. BRUNO’S MONEYSHOTS 3. FINN’S CHARLIE HORSES

4. GRIT’S GOLD BALLS 4. KINGPIN BOB BRECK’S HAIR

5. MICK’S BULL RIDERS 5. BRUNO’S BRUISERS

6. GRIT’S CARBOMBS 6. BJ’S HURRICANES

BRONZE TWO BRONZE THREE

1. LOTSA LUCK U2*                                                     1.  RENDEZVOUS*                   

2.  MILAN EGGS                                                             2.  MICK’S DART DERELICTS

3.  45 TCHOUP TCHOUP                                             3.  FINN’S SEPARATISTS                             

4.  IGGY’S DIAMOND DOGS                                     4.  GRIT’S HIPHOPOPOTAMUS

5.  BRUNO’S BERSERKERS*                                    5.  FINN’S FOURTHS*            

6.  IGGY’S MONGRELS                                                6.  HOMEDALE BREAKFAST CLUB

Gold Playoffs (only 2 weeks w/ Week 1 Bye for all):  1^st & 2^nd get a Bye the second week, while 3^rd – 6^th plays.
Silver Playoffs (3 weeks):  1^st & 2^nd get a Bye the first week, while 3^rd – 6^th plays.
Bronze Playoffs (3 weeks):  5^th and 6^th in Bronze 3 are eliminated.  Everyone else plays.

* No team name submitted.  Please write your team name on your first scorecard

Uh oh!  Looks like another set of darts flew the coop.  Does anyone know where they are?   Please contact Todd
Paden at t_paden@bellsouth.com:

        I think that I may have left my darts at Gritt's a few weeks ago.  They are Harrows with rough grips. 
        They are in a green nylon case that has a chewed belt strap.  Could you put a heads up on the web site? 

Thanks,

         Todd from Iggy's

        April Tournament Series!
Week 1 results: Week 2 results:
1st-Chris Hernandez/Ryan Gray (5 pts. ea)                        1st-Anthony Fazzari/Pete Segrist (5)
2nd-Lyles Polk/Mark Klaybor (3 pts. ea)                            2nd-Tommy Boustead/Brian Senie (3)
3rd-Brad McAdam/Anthony Fazzari (1 pt. ea)                    3rd-Glenn Lagermann/Mark Klaybor (1)

Week 3 results: Week 4 results:
1st-Chris Hernandez/Billy Kim (5 pts. ea)                        1st-   Anthony Fazzari/Brian Senie    5
2nd-Joe Marino/Norman Regouffre (3 pts. ea)                2nd-  Clayton Scherrer/Norman Regouffre   3
3rd-Laine Ellzey/Tommy Boustead (1 pt. ea)                    3rd-   Scott Adams/Shannon Dickson    1
1st place Winner:  Anthony Fazzari (11)   2nd Place: Chris Hernandez (10)   3rd Place:  Brian Senie (8)

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The ODC regrets to announce the recent loss of BJ's Hurricane member Billy "Ding" Moss (aka "Bicycle Billy") when a
truck struck him as he was standing on the sidewalk.  You were one of the good ones, Billy, and we'll miss you deeply. 

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Another great City Grail at the McCoolest bar in Mid-City: Finn McCool's.
Your Spring 2008 Gold City Grail Champions, the Homedale Inn Heauxs!

It looked grim for the Heauxs early on as Scott Adams was out of town and Brad McAdam played despite a fractured wrist sustained in a volleyball accident.  Grit's Aces graciously invoked Rule #2 of Section IV-Rules of Play

2. In the spirit of good sportsmanship and fun, agreements between team captains shall take precedence over these rules of play.

and allowed ineligible (too few games) Kevin Sweeney to play so they would face a full team.  Hats off to the Aces for such a magnanimous display of good sportsmanship.  They've won enough Grails not to want to win another by way of forfeit.  Heauxs made the most of the opportunity, winning 10-2.

SILVER CITY GRAIL CHAMPIONS:  FINN MCCOOL'S PLAYBOYS!

Finn's made the most of the home field advantage, winning both Silver and Bronze

BRONZE CITY GRAIL CHAMPIONS:  FINN MCCOOL'S CHARLIE HORSES!

WARNING!!!  WARNING!!! DO NOT PUT VERY HOT LIQUIDS IN YOUR GOLD RIMMED AWARD MUGS!
Chris Hernandez reported that hot coffee caused his new mug to explode!  The glass is thinner than it used to be so only use it for cold beverages and I wouldn't suggest freezing it either.  NOT DISHWASHER SAFE!!!
     In other mug news, I had a cool idea about making my mug etching stand out.  I used Sharpies (or any color permanent marker) to fill in the etching, then wiped the excess off the smooth glass.  You might want to brighten up your old mugs with this technique.  Sometimes I need color coding so I don't drink someone else's beer by mistake!  Here's a comparison photo of before/after:

Playoffs WEEK 1 NEWS:
WEEK 10 NEWS:  Rosters for Summer season due at City Grail.
WEEK 9 NEWS: Players from teams with no byes in their division need 15 games in regular season to be eligible for playoffs. 20 for MVP.
WEEK 8 NEWS: Teams with BYES in their division only need 12 games to be eligible for playoffs and 16 games to be eligible for MVP.
WEEK 7 NEWS:
WEEK 6 NEWS:
WEEK 5 NEWS: Final Dues Deadline
WEEK 4 NEWS:
WEEK 3 NEWS:
WEEK 2 NEWS: THE FINAL DEADLINE FOR PAYING PLAYER AND TEAM DUES IS WEEK 5!
AFTER WEEK 2, PLAYER DUES ARE NOW $15 EACH. BAR FEE REMAINS $30 PER TEAM.
PLEASE MAKE CHECKS PAYABLE TO: "ORLEANS DART CLUB" AND MAIL TO: P.O. BOX 2347
GRETNA, LA. 70054-2347. ANY UNPAID TEAMS AFTER WEEK 5 LOSE THEIR TEAM AND COOLNESS POINTS.
WEEK 1 NEWS:

Penalty Box [If you really faxed in your card but still got a penalty, contact Tom with time & date.  If there is an error page, you will be credited]

-1: Did not fill out Individual stats -2: Did not send in scorecard                      -5: Did not send in 5 or more scorecards *: Illegal players. see weekly news for incurred penalties from now on

VISIT OUR STEEL TIP DART LEAGUE NEIGHBORS:

St. Bernard Dart League Our friends in da' Parish!

New "SLDA" site Tuesday Open

Metairie Thursday Cricket

G.N.O.D.A. dead link! down & out

Our NEW trophy and plaque vendor is FABER AWARDS  281-4718

Drop by their new store at 9127 Airline Hwy. for all your award needs!  Tell ‘em Tom sent you.
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