Welcome, friend or stranger. Through some unrecoverable mistake you'll soon regret, you have
stumbled upon Phil's webpage. Abandon all hope of ever getting back to your
safe, boring web pages. My Dangerous web page is now clearing your history
folder and deleting your internet cache for you, which those of you who have
just been browsing porno pages with your office's internet connection really
should do anyway. If you attempt to close your browser or retreat to your
homepage, I'll say bad things about you to everyone who'll listen. I know who
you are.
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This Page Was Last Updated:
Or, "So that's what an updated webpage looks like"
I apologize to all my faithful readers out there (Will and my mom), but I'm just lazy. I like my webpage, I really do, but how can I write this stuff when there is so much else going on in life. Let's see, the Cardinals suck (although are showing definite signs of improvement), the Suns suck, the Coyotes suck, and the Bills suck. At least the Arizona Wildcats look like they'll make another good showing in the NCAA Tourney again in March, and the DBacks have a title to defend.
I don't have much here that's worth looking at currently, mostly because all the stuff I used to have here kind of bored me after I read it about 75 times. My links are on the left here if you wish to check anything out.
If you would like to flame me with your comments about how worthless I and
my crappy webpage really are, feel free to email me. I promise to not bother reading any derogatory remarks about myself, but will gladly post all derogatory remarks directed towards my roommate's cat.
This page has been accessed
times since February 17, 2000. (Thanks, Mom)
Disclaimer: No active brain cells were harmed, or even used, during the production of this website
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