On Anatomy
Your head is kind of round and
hard, and your brains are in
it and your hair on it... your
face is the front of your head
where you eat and make faces...
your neck is what keeps your
head out of your collar...
your stummick is something
that if you do not eat often
enough it hurts and spinage
don't help it none... your
shoulders are kind of shelfs...
your spine is a long bone in
your back that keeps you from
folding up... your back is
always behind you no matter
how quick you turn around...
your arms you got to have
to pitch with, and so you
can reach the butter...
your fingers stick out of your
hand so you can throw a curve,
and add up rithmatick...
your legs are what if you have
not got two of you can't get
to first base, neether can
your sister... your feet are
what you run on... your toes
are what always get stubbed...
And that's all there is of you
except what's inside and I
never saw it. The end."
~ Unknown
