Why Oh Why

Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Whatever happened to Preparations "A" through "G" ?

If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?

SHOULD CREMATORIUMS GIVE DISCOUNTS TO BURN VICTIMS?

I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.' He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.'

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

If you are sending someone some styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.

How do you get off of a non-stop flight?

When you're in school, and there's a fire alarm you have to line up in a single file line from shortest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?

I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap Department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.

I was born by Cesarean section. But not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window.

If a parsley farmer loses a law suit, do they garnish his wages?

Why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections?

If you don't use the free financing, what's the interest you'd figure you'd save when you get cash back by not using the no interest car loan?