How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. They're really good at that sort of thing.

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she holds the bulb in place and the world revolves around her.

How many country singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Three, one to change the bulb and two to sing about the old one.

How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but he gets a semester's credit for it.

How many alchemists does it take to change a light bulb?
Into what?

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just diagnose depression and prescribe benzodiazapines.

How many surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They wait for a suitable donor and perform a filament transplant.

How many Zen masters does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to change it and one not to change it.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

How many college students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to hold the bulb in place and one to drink until the room spins.

How many heterosexual white males does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but good luck convincing him it needs changing.

How many mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
"NO ... that's okay. I'll just sit here in the dark ..."

How many Teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?
Twelve. You got a problem with that?

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they're accustomed to being in the dark.

How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they don't make Pampers that small.

How many stockbrokers does it take to change a light bulb?
OH MY GOD!! SELL ALL MY GE STOCK NOW!!

How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb?
How many do you think it takes?

How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

How many gay rights activists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the bulb shouldn't have to change for society to accept it.

How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, if the government would leave it alone it would go in by itself!

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many can you afford?

How many sadomasochists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to screw in the bulb and one to kick the chair out from under him.

How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but the bulb has to want to change.