Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computer

-- Fairwell Honeychild

Polygraph Records, Warner Brothers, Keebler

-- Poly-Warner-Cracker

W.R. Grace buys Fuller Brush and Mary Kay, merges with Hale Business Systems

-- Hale Mary Fuller Grace

Yahoo and Netscape

-- Net'n'Yahoo (but they'd have to relocate to Tel Aviv)

3M & Goodyear

-- mmmGood

John Deere & Abitibi-Price

-- Deere Abi

Honeywell and Imasco and Home Oil

-- Honey, I'm Home

Denison Mines and Alliance and Metal Mining

-- Mine, All Mine

3M and JC Penney and Canadian Opera Company

-- 3 Penney Opera

Grey Poupon + Dockers Pants

-- Poupon Pants

Knott's Berry Farm + National Organization of Women

-- Knott NOW

Crabtree and Evelyn and Apple Computer

-- Crab Apple

Swissair and Cheseborough-Ponds

-- Swisscheese

Zippo Manufacturing and Audi and Dofasco and Dakota Mining

-- Zip Audi Do Da

Price Waterhouse and Coopers Lybrand

-- Poopers Lyhouse

Federal Express & UPS

-- FedUP