05/28/07
SHOCK TREATMENT SHOW CONFIRMED
SATURDAY, September 8, 2007
Island 10 Cinemas, Middletown
03/14/07
Roy Puts Casting In
2/23/07
Some galleries have been updated.
1/32/07
Girls VS Guys
What's sexier? Men in women's underpants or women in men's underpants?
Well the next two months are dedicated to just that!
Girls Shows
Feb 2nd: Middletown, RI
Mar 16th: East Bridgewater, MA
Guys Shows
Feb 16th: East Bridgewater, MA
Mar 2nd: Middletown, RI
Studies have shown that the word "underpants"
is 20% funnier than the word "underwear".
1/23/07
The thing at the bottom that looked like this
Home / News / The
Cast / Casting / Directions / Gallery / Guestbook
now looks like this
Home / News / The
Cast / Casting / Rations / Absent
Friends / Directions / Gallery / Guestbook / Links
as it probably should.
1/15/07
The newest section to the RKO Army Upgrade Project is a section of some important
and some unimportant links, as somebody may have pointed out to you. This
page will likely be changed as new interesting sites are brought to our attention.
The Links page that is. This page will be changed infrequently and
unintelligably.
12/29/06
A "NEW" section has released. Which is a nice way of saying that i rearanged
the old stuff in a new part of the website and made a new button. But "NEW"
sounds better.
12/12/06
The Soldiers page has been updated with many new* bios. Some bios have been taken
off of the Soldiers page and have been moved elsewhere. Also the buttons
should all go to where they're supposed to, unless they aren't supposed to,
in which case they still don't.
12/09/06
The former Holiday Cinema of Middletown is going to be known as Island Cinemas
10. The directions should stay the same.
12/5/06
A new page has been added. Also I learned some bad high school French.
11/28/06
The website is under construction in parts. Some of the clever ones may figure
out what's going on.
9/12/06
RKO Army.com is now back under control after the e.W.o. fiasco. To
thank AJ Watts for his contribution to the website over the past
few months his pin number is 2768.
6/27/06
Once again the RKO Army graces the oldest
parade in the nation with their presents. Come cheer everyone on and
enjoy the rest of the parade as well. And i'm aware that i used the
incorrect word when using "presents" but i cannot spell the
other word so this makes it better for everyone.
5/27/06
A lot of minor updates for the your entertainment.
Vaya con queso.
5/1/06
Photo galleries have been updated here
and there, but that's neither here nor there...yes it is.
3/30/06
Some small changes here and there, some
new cast members were added, and some inactive rko cast members were
taken down. Don't forget any of those faces though, because you'll
be seeing them again i'm certain.
3/10/06
Fancy admiring
guys in drag?
Cool because we do too!!!!!
To celebrate the fact we love guys in drag,
the RKO Army are having the first ever
DIVAOFF
Join us for this competition on Friday night,
April 7th
at the Holiday Cinema.
Come and vote for your favorite diva. Who knows?
You never know what you may find…
Rules (as best i can make out):
A cast member containing at least but not limited to male genitalia, will
play the part of a famous Diva which may or may not be famous. Participants
will strut their stuff as their chosen Diva during a two minute song.
Our panel of expert judges, who i love very very very much, will rate
the performers. You, the potential audience, get to yell and cheer and
boo for your favorite and/or least favorite Diva and persuade the expert
panel of judges with or without violence! Then on April 21st, in East
Bridgewater, the Finalists will perform again as their Diva to win the "honor" of
being crowned the RKO Army Diva-Off winner! The losers will go home to
take a long hard look at their lives. The winner, is still a dude dressed
like a chick.
1/23ish/06
New pics from several different shows as well
as a new bio or two, depending on when you read this. Thanks.
1/1/06
Gallery section has been updated thru november
shows
11/9/05
November 18th, The RKO Army takes over East
Bridgewater MA. Come on out to support us and spread the word. Details
are sketchy at best but its looking like 11:15pm.
10/17/05
Club Hell show is pushed back a week to the
26th. No longer the 19th. So if you show up on the 19th, have a good
time anyways, but take next Wednesday off to see us. You can ignore
the last update, but perhaps you should read it anyways, because
it was particularly well-crafted, and I thought, pretty clever. Unlike
this update. Better yet, ignore this one.
9/30/05
Come see the show in Middletown on the 7th,
and then come on out to Club Hell for the special Rocky Horror show
on the 19th. The 19th of October, incase you weren't sure which month.
October 19th, 2005 so that there is no confusion of which year we
were talking about. That's October 19th, 2005 A.D. so that nobody
accidentaly shows up 2000 years before the birth of Christ.
8/23/05
Friday's show was a great sendoff to a
nice run in Attleboro. Remember, the 1st Friday of every month is our
show in Middletown, RI so be sure to see us there. We'll be looking
into more theaters and as for what's next, well who knows?
8/14/05
This friday, 8/19 marks the final show
at the Triboro cinema in Attleboro. Help us say farewell with the best
show Attleboro's ever seen. See you this friday!
6/28/05
Come see our PATRIOTIC
SHOW for
4th of July, on the 1st of July, in Middletown!
5/14/05
Friday, June 3rd at the Holiday Cinema
in Middletown, The RKO Army is excited to bring you its STAR WARS theme
Rocky Horor Picture Show! Mark this one on your calendars as it will
be huge for Star Wars and Rocky fans alike. Dress up, bring your lightsabers,
and don't forget the fishnets! It's like Rocky Horror but with aliens...no
wait, its like Star Wars without the science fiction...no its um...It's
like Star Wars in women's underwear! Check out the Casting page
for details.
5/2/05
The RKO Army is proud to launch
the new website.