Ray Zombie
Part(s) Played: Brad, Janet, Riff, Magenta, Columbia, Eddie, Frank, Rocky, Crim, Dr Scott, Trixie, Pavi Largo in Repo!, Bert Schnick in Shocky, Evil Ash in Army of Darkness, Gregory in South Park
Birthdate: June 18
Hometown: Home is where the heart is...so mine is on a shelf in my kitchen.
Current Location: Behind you!
School: I never let schooling interfear with my education.
Acting Credits: I was in a Shakespeare play once. Then it got canceled.
Occupation: Clown.
Favorite Quote: "Some men aren't looking for anything logical. They can't be bought, bargained, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just wanna watch the world burn." -Alfred Pennyworth.
Email: dr.j.crane@gmail.com
Personal Links: False Face Society
Fun Fact: There are over 1000 people that populate the vast wilderness that is his mind. No one has ever met them all. Pray that you won't be the first. Many have not survived even a few of them.
Tour of Duty: 1997 to the present
Originally, Ray thought the movie was about hermaphrodites from outer space due to a talent show he saw in high school. He used to go to the show dressed as one of the blues brothers, then he joined tech until Zags needed an Eddie 10 seconds before a show. Then he became a cast director and tried to play as many parts in Rocky as he could. Then he became not a cast director. Now he has no idea what he is, but he's still here, and so are the voices in his head! No one will ever find out where the seventh crow is.