A New Roleplaying Experience:

Starring Jahred and Neon -

"Hello, my name is Neon"

"Not Neo?"

"No, its Neon"

"oh, so you were stuck for an original name? Whats next, you like to kick peoples asses with swords?"

"Yes, I have my own fighting technique. I developed it myself"

"Don't they normally take decades to master?"

"yes, however, my sunglasses allow me to do it in a shorter time"

"How short?"

"The time it takes to fill in the dots"

"Right.....So how did you meet your first supernatural?"

"When a saw a vampire take a 12 guage at point blank"

"This was where?"

"While I was playing Doom 3"

"So, you know alot about the Occult?"

"Yes, I know all about them"

"Wouldn't your time have been better spent learning to type?"

"Not with Count Chocolate out in the world. He must be stopped at all costs."

"Who told you this?"

"The Oracle, sorry, I mean the messengers"

"Then what did you do?"

"I ran to my car and pulled out my katana"

"What?"

"yes, I have it stored in my car at all times!"

"Why haven't the police arrested you yet?"

"Because I am Neon!"

"Your a wanker, you know that?"