. . . you address prayers "To Whom it May Concern":

. . . you gave more money to the Sierra Club last year than you spent on your mother at Christmas.

. . . you think of the "Ten Commandments" as the "ten suggestions."

. . . you are uncertain about the gender of God.

. . . you might be related to Richard Nixon but your family is paying to have it hushed up.

. . . you get dressed for a formal evening out and you wear a little black dress, pearls, and Birkenstocks.

. . . you've actually been in a discussion about whether or not breast milk is vegan.

. . . you have big dental bills from grinding your teeth while arguing that the ACLU was correct for defending the KKK's right to march.

. . . you gave up pot in the 70s because nobody could guarantee it was organic.

. . . the most religious thing you do is face the sunrise and drink coffee.

. . . the vanity plate on your pickup reads "Thoreau."

. . . you think the real trinity is "Reduce, Reuse and Recycle."

. . . you would rather talk about heaven than go to heaven.

. . . on Sunday morning you'd really rather stay home with a cup of coffee and the New York Times but you go to church for fear you'll miss something interesting.

If you think you might be a
Unitarian Universalist come visit us!
Norman Unitarian Universalist Fellowship
www.nuuf.org
1309 W. Boyd
11:00 a.m. Sunday mornings