Sweet Dreams
A Collection of Horror Stories
M. Scott Everard
This is a small collection of short stories along the horror genre that I’ve written over the years. During my Navy days I used to write short stories to help pass the time while I was at sea. Make sure you read them very late at night, with a drink, candlelight, no music, no noise, alone. Then try to go to sleep.
Sweet Dreams.
Scott
Rats
Dr. and
Mrs. Thomas Jeffries had just tucked their three year old
son into his comfortable bed for the night. It had been a very long,
tiring and busy day for the entire family. Jimmy had been rubbing his eyes
for the past ten minutes and
this was one of those definitive indicators that bedtime had
arrived.
lightswitch on the wall.
The light in Jimmy's room
went
out. The only light in the room now came
from the street
lamp across the road. It cast a yellow haze through the sheer
curtains and into the small upstairs room. The eerie light forced
shadows upon the closet door, the kind of
shadows that look like a man if you
stare at them long enough.
silently closed the bedroom door to his room and tiptoed away as she
whispered
for him to have sweet dreams.
Scratch,
scratch, scratchy, scratch.
Scratch,
scratch came the scratching sound of claws on a
hardwood
floor.
It was
coming from the direction of the closet.
Sitting
up in his bed, Jimmy noticed that the closet door was
cracked open. Jimmy allowed his three year old imagination to take
control.
Scratch,
scratch, scratch.
It
sounded like an animal, maybe a monster, a monster with big
ugly, yellow teeth, and a long black tongue that hissed and drooled
venom.
Goose bumps
formed over Jimmy's entire body as he peeked a
quick
look around the edge of his single bed.
A rat!
The boy
screamed, "
As he
screamed, he hastily jumped beneath the sanctuary of his
covers. Trembling, he made sure that he was totally sealed beneath
them as he continued to scream.
on, but the quivering child continued to shake with fright as his
mother attempted to comfort him.
"Jimmy, what is it sweetheart?"
He heard
the reassuring sound of his mother's soft voice and felt
the
comforting motion of her hand on his sweating hair.
"
magical
refuge of his Ninja Turtle sheets.
"
pointed a
trembling finger to the foot of his bed.
calm him down as Jimmy's father began a methodical search of the
room.
He looked in all of the typical
monster hiding places: under the bed, in the closet, and behind and
under every piece of furniture in the room.
No rats.
"Son, you were having a nightmare.
You'll be alright now."
They tucked him in bed once again, kissed him, and turned out the
light.
They closed the door behind them as
they
left. Jimmy was wide awake now and his
heart was still
pounding. It seemed so real. He pulled a sheet over his head just in
case and kept his eyes and ears open. He was still very tired and
began to
slip away into a light sleep.
Scratch,
scratch, scratchy scratch.
Jimmy
felt the tapping of little rat feet on his head. He jumped
up
brushing the sheet aside with a furious flurry of arm movements.
Two rats!
"Two
rats on my bed!" he screamed, beginning to panic.
"
his neck puffed out and turned blue. He shivered uncontrollably
beneath his sheets.
Again, the door to his room opened. The light came on with a loud
slap of
his father's hand.
"Son, you've got to stop this!
What is wrong with you? Don't
you realize that the night belongs to your mother and me? This is the
only time
that we have to spend together alone!"
"Rats, Daddy, Rats!" the boy whimpered. His father gave a very
quick, token search of the room and then shook his head in disgust.
Extinguishing the light with another slap
of
frustration and anger, Jimmy's father stormed out of the room.
Jimmy
cried uncontrollably, pulling the sheets over his head.
Scratch,
scratch, scratch.
Just then
he felt something on his legs. He grit
his teeth and
dared to
look. Rats!
Rats everywhere!
There
were rats coming out of his closet by the dozens. Rats of
every shape, size, and color were scurrying around the room. They
were
guided by tiny red eyes and dragged
leathery
tails. Some climbed the curtains and others jumped to
the bed. Two of the larger rats were fighting, another was trying to
nibble at Jimmy's toes through the sheets.
"
Jimmy was
hysterical with terror.
ignored the desperate screams of their little boy. They were far too
busy to respond to Jimmy's father was kneeling in the closet of their
master bedroom, the closet that shared a wall
with
Jimmy's
closet. There was a small rat-sized hole
at the bottom
of the
closet wall.
Standing
behind him was Jimmy's mother. The two
adults were
smiling a maniacle smile. Beside the mother was a large rat filled
cage.
"Hand me another one, sweetheart." he said demonically.
"Shall we whip him this time, darling?" she grinned.
THE
UNFINISHED BEDROOM
I was
five. My sister was eight. We had just
moved to
the
neighbors like we were about to play red
rover red
rover. We were being introduced one
by
one. Our houses were the only ones in
the
new
subdivision. We had a five -bedroom
house,
but the
last bedroom was unfinished. The front
of the
house looked like a picture directly out of
a
magazine. It was a two-story house with a large
yard. The two houses looked like
castles in a
wasteland. The others lots were
roped off, but
civilization had yet to put its mark upon the soil.
Growing
up in the new house, I had a room to
myself. I was upstairs.
Down the
hall, at the top of the stairs, was my
sisters'
room. At the end of the hall was
the
bathroom. To the left was a door that
led to
my
parents room. Through that door and
at the
other end of their room was a door that
remained
locked. It led to the unfinished
bedroom. I was afraid of that
room. As a child I
was
threatened, more than once, of being locked
inside
the unfinished bedroom. My mother knew
of my
fear. She used it to her advantage.
Whenever
I was naughty, I was threatened to be
banished
inside that room. I had never been in
that
room. From the outside you could see two
windows
in the front. It had another window on
the
side. At night, although I'm sure it was
simply
the imagination of childhood, I could
swear
that someone was peering down at me
from one
of those windows. The windows had
curtains
on them. But it was just a front,
because I
was told, the room was, afterall,
unfinished. Yet, there were those times.
Those
times that make you want to turn around
really
quickly to catches someone staring
at
you. Those times that you take a deep
breath,
brace
yourself for the worst, and felt prepared for
the
horror of what you might see. I never
saw
anything
but the feeling was still there. Was it
the
curtain that moved when I turned around?
I
never
knew. Maybe I didn't want to know. I
lived in
that house for almost twenty years and
never
knew. When the house was put up for
sale,
the bedroom remained unfinished. My family, my
wife and
three children, were on our way to
house was
the last of it. My children were
curious
about the house that I had grown up in.
I
was
reluctant at first to bring the entire family,
but my
wife was adamant. I had never told
any one
of my childhood fears of that house.
Even
though they were unfounded, the fears
were real.
I had a very normal childhood. I
made good
grades in catholic school. I was
an altar
boy. I played baseball with the best of
them. I was a pretty good
kid. My parents
gave me
the best of everything.
When I
graduated from high school, a military
academy
in
service. I never set foot in that
house again.
Until
now. "When are we gonna get there,
Daddy?" my son whined.
"Leave your father
alone. He's trying to drive. We're almost
there."
Just a
few more miles."I drove the loaded down
car
across the railroad tracks, where I
had
played as a child, and then down the final
street to the house.
quite a
bit since I had last been here. The
houses
looked
old. Not as I had remembered.
We took
the final turn and a chill ran down my
spine. There it was. The yard was in
desperate
need of care. The paint was peeling
from the
front door. One of the upstairs
windows
was shattered. It was the window that
had been
in my room. I parked the car
along the
street and stopped the engine. I had a
key to
the house but from the condition
of the
structure I really didn't think that I would
need
it. I walked to the front door
forgetting about my family. I was
mesmerized. I
pushed
the key into the lock and turned.
I felt a
hand on my shoulder. I jumped.
"Huh?"
"Honey, don't be so jumpy." my wife reassured
me.
I opened
the door slowly. To the left, inside on
the wall,
was a light switch. One switch
was for
the outside light and the other was for the
tiny
foyer that I was now standing in.
I gave
them both a flick. Nothing.
"If
I remember correctly, the breaker box is in the
garage."
I walked
into the living room. The hardwood
floor was
dusty and the entire room was
like a
musty catacomb. I continued my pace
through
the living room and into the dining
room.
The air
was no different. I felt my way through
the
cobwebs and foul air until I came to
the
stairs. Looking up I could remember the
time
that I
fell down these very steps. I
climbed.
At the
top of the stairs I took a right. It was
the
door to
my old bedroom. I opened the
door and
showed the room to my children. They
weren't
impressed. It was a large room,
but it
was in decay. On the floor was broken
glass and
several rocks. The closet was bare
except
for the rat droppings here and there.
They
had
gnawed a hole in the wall that led
to the
closet of my sisters room.
I
walked to the end of the hallway and opened
the door
to my parents' room. There, at
the other
side, was the door to the unfinished
bedroom. An old fear stirred
within me.
"What's in there, Daddy?"
I ignored
the questions of my kids and walked to
the
locked door. I tried the key but it
didn't
fit. I tried the knob but it wouldn't
budge.
"Honey, you've got to open that before we sell
the
house."
With
that, I put both hands on the knob and
slammed my shoulder into the door. It gave
way. I was sweating profusely.
I
opened the broken door and was hit with a
hideous
odor. It was worse than the rest
of the
house. I pulled a lighter out of my pocket
so that I
could see.
What I
saw were the decayed remains of
children. The skeletal remains of
children that
had been
bound and gagged were hanging from
every
rafter. By one of the front windows
there was a skeleton of a child, its hand
still on
the
curtain.
What's Up Doc
I
really didn't mind cooking for myself.
It was
just a
pain in the neck, that's all. But I
reluctantly accepted the chore.
What choice did I
have? It was doing the dishes
that actually got
my goat.
I never cared much for scraping food
goo off of plates.
Once I had completed the task
I headed
for the refrigerator. I grabbed a well
deserved,
cold Bud from the fridge. I picked up
some nuts
from the cabinet and made a beeline
for the
couch.
I
snatched the remote control from beneath the
seat
cushion and searched the many channels that
flew past
my eyes. I found the news station and
settled
back for some real world entertainment.
I
casually
leaned over to the coffee table and
grabbed a
handful of nuts. I always thought that
beer and nuts were a perfect marriage.
CRAAACK!!
Pain
surged through my mouth like a needle. I
felt a
chunk of 'something' in my mouth.
"I
hope it's part of the nut." I prayed.
I rolled it
around in
my mouth with my tongue until
I could
retrieve it with my fingers.
"Damn!"
It was a
piece of tooth.
"Dentist!"
The word
scared me. But what choice did I
have.
I was
up most of the night with severe pain.
The time
slowly crawled by as I waited for
the
dental clinic to open. I called to make
an
appointment. The
receptionists voice was
typical
of a dental office. Nondescript.
Businesslike. More like a POW camp, actually.
"Three o'clock okay, sir?"
"Just fine." I said hesitantly.
Hanging
up the phone, I felt a sudden yellow
streak
climbing up my spine. I truly hate
dentists.
I arrived about five minutes early,
although I
don't
know why. They always make you
wait no
matter what time you arrive. I
approached the little window and pushed a black
button
that was on the wall. A buzzer sounded.
The
receptionist had her back to me.
"I'm
Michael May. I have an appointment with
Dr.
Meyers for three. Cracked tooth."
"Have a seat." she stated clinically. "I'll call you."
I was the
only person in the waiting room so I
had my
choice of uncomfortable chairs. I
sat next
to the plastic palm tree and picked up a
pile of
magazines. You know the ones.
They were
all outdated and all as boring as the
drab paintings that hid the blemishes on the
walls.
The
clinic was average in size. It was used
by
three
dentists that shared the same
waiting
room. Each dentist had their own
assistants. If Dr. Meyers still
had the same one
that I
remembered it would help to ease my
nervousness. She was a knockout.
As I
flipped
through the pages of Dental Almanac the
door
leading to the dental torture
chamber
opened.
"Mr.
May please follow me."
It wasn't
the same woman that I remembered, but
this one
was cute too. I followed her
down the
familiar hallway, smelling alcohol the
entire
way. She led me into one of the
vacant
rooms and I reclined on the chair. We
went
through all of the usual rituals. She
placed
the embarrassing bib on me and took some
x-rays. Her smile never revealed
more
than her
thin, red lips. She was very
professional. "Relax, the
dentist will be with you
shortly.
"Of
course this gave me time to scan the room
and to
look at all of the barbaric objects
that hung
from the huge machine to my left.
Drills of all shapes and sizes. The infamous
spit
tank. The spot light that hovered above
my
head. I closed my eyes and
attempted to
determine
why it is that mankind can devise smart
bombs and
missiles yet we can't get
past
drills and spit tanks. Time passed and I
opened my
eyes to view the assistant once
again.
"Dr.
Meyers was called away. One of his
colleagues can see you in about five minutes."
Just as I was about to fall off to sleep I
heard an
unfamiliar voice. I turned my
head to
speak and
saw a dwarf of a man washing his
hands in
the sink. He was standing on a step
stool. As he dried his hands he stepped
down. I
estimated
his height to be no more than
three and
a half feet. This guy was a midget, a
dwarf! He pushed the stool with
his
clubbed
foot over to the cabinet and stuck the
x-rays up
to the light. I could see the
cracked
tooth very clearly. The little doctor
turned
towards me. He began to scale the
side of
my chair like a miniature mountain
climber. When he climbed up high
enough he
straddled
my chest with his pudgy little legs
dangling
on either side of me. I tried to
object,
to say something, anything, but the words
wouldn't
come.
"Open Wide."
The tiny
man probed my mouth and prodded my
gums as dentists love to do. Suddenly
I heard a
familiar sound. I could see the source
of the
distinctive noise. Was this midget
out of
his mind?!? I tried to move but found
that
my arms
and legs were bound. I was
trapped. I was helpless. This maniac had his
stubby
finger on the trigger of a Black and
Decker
drill. It had at least a half inch bit
on it.
It was
coming for my mouth. I waited
for the
excruciating pain.
I woke
up with a cold sweat dripping from my
brow. I looked at my watch. It was two
thirty. The dentist! I arrived in record time to be
greeted
by a lovely receptionist.
"Mr.
May please have a seat. Dr. Meyers won't
be able
to see you, but his colleague will
be right
with you."
My eyes
shifted from her soft brown eyes to her
opening
mouth. Her lips were red and full.
Her smile
changed from a sweet, closed mouth
smile to
a grimacing display of white teeth
that had
a perfect half inch hole drilled in it--
dead
center.
The Exchange
Bobby
had always slept in the same bedroom as
far back
as he could remember. His sister slept
in
the room
next to his. Her room was at the top of
the
stairs on the right. Her window faced
the
street. Bobbys''
room was opposite to hers, next
to the
bathroom. He was ten, she was fourteen,
and they
were going to switch rooms.
Bobbys' mother explained to him that his sister
was at
the age that demanded a little more
privacy than
a boy required. She needed a room
whose
window didn't overlook the front yard.
What his
sister wanted, his sister got. Bobby
didn't
care. The two rooms were about the same
size. Besides, what good would it
do to
complain. He'd simply get
punished and have to
switch
anyway. He quickly agreed and began to
move his
things out of his room.
It
didn't take as long as he had anticipated.
Other
than his clothes, toys, and baseball
card
collections, what else was there? His
sister,
on the
other hand, immediately found that not
everything that she owned was going to fit in her
new
closet. It was slightly smaller than her
old
one. Of course, that meant that a few of her
precious
items would be left behind to clutter his
new
closet. It wasn't really all that
much. A doll
house
that she hadn't used in years, a bizarre, two
foot tall
doll that was dressed in farmers
coveralls, and an old Easy Bake Oven that had its
cord
missing. Bobby couldn't understand why
she had
saved all of this junk, but it didn't matter.
It was
going to stay.
in his
closet and that was that. Sister always
got
her way.
Bobby
finally got all of his stuff put away and
had
rearranged his furniture for the last
time. He was tired. He couldn't close the closet
door all
of the way because of her things.
But it
didn't matter. He knew that there was
nothing
that he could do about it. It was
late.
He was
tired. He donned his pajamas and
crawled under his covers. The lights from the
street
lamp out front would take some getting
used
to. Its beam forced eerie shadows on
both the
door to his new room and his partially
open
closet door. He pulled the sheets
over his
head to block out the distraction of the
light. Soon he was sound asleep.
"Bobby" whispered a voice.
Bobby
stirred.
"Bobby"
Bobby
opened a tired eye and listened with a
sleepy ear.
"Bobby"
Bobby sat
up in his bed and tried to focus in the
direction
of the voice. He saw nothing.
He shook
his head and punched at his pillow.
"Bobby...over here."
Bobby
jerked his head toward the voice. It was
coming
from the closet. He shivered. He
turned on
his lamp that sat on the bedside table.
The
darkness of the room vanished with a click.
Bobby
slowly walked to the hinged side of the
closet
door. His heart was pounding like it had
never
pounded before. Adrenaline was pumping.
Bobby
felt very light headed as he lightly touched
the
doorknob of the closet door. He
tightened
his grip
on the knob, took a deep breath, closed
his eyes
and flew open the door. In Bobbys' mind
he
imagined demons and goblins and maniac
circus
midgets with tiny, bloody axes. All
waiting
behind his closet door. He opened his
eyes. His face was flush and
covered with
sweat. He was saturated with
fear. He reached
into the
closet to pull the string that hung
from the
overhead light. He gave it a quick tug.
The
entire closet was immediately
flooded
with illumination. He jumped back.
Nothing
out of the ordinary. His clothes
were hung
just as he had left them. His shoes
were
right where he had put them. The
dollhouse, doll, and oven were still intact.
"Bobby"
The doll.
It
couldn't be! Bobby slammed the door to
the
closet. He pushed his chest of
drawers in
front of
it. He ran downstairs. Bobby sat on the
couch and
shivered.
"It
couldn't be!" he thought to himself over and
over
again. Bobby didn't move from his
seat on
the couch for the entire night.
"It
couldn't be!"
Morning was a long time coming for Bobby.
But it
finally came to Bobbys' delight. He
tiptoed
up the stairs to his new room hoping to
keep from
waking his parents. That's all
he needed
was to upset them. He entered his
room
cautiously and saw that furniture was
still in
front of the closet door. He pulled it
away
slowly. His shaking hand grasped
the
knob and
opened the door. Nothing had
changed. Everything was as it
was. He squatted
down on his
hands and knees and gave the two
foot doll
a thorough inspection. Nothing.
Nothing
seemed odd. He gave it a hard thump
on the
head just as his dad had always
done to
him. He laughed hysterically. It was a
dream.
It was just a bad dream. He
sighed in
relief.
"Bobby." Bobby turned
his head in horror.
The doll.
"Bobby."
Its lips
had moved. Bobby had seen it.
"Wh what ddo you wwwant?" Bobby quivered.
"Bobby... I want to be like you."
"Like mmme?" Bobby stuttered.
"Just for a day or two. I
want to be you."
"You
mean switch places?"
"Yes, Bobby. Only you can do
it. Just for a day
or
so."
Bobby
began to calm down, although he didn't
know
why. He thought for a moment.
"Just for a day or two?"
"Just for a day or two. I've
got to know what it's
like. All you have to do is close
your
eyes, move your head up and down like
you're
saying
yes, and wish for it."
Bobby
wondered what it would be like to be a
doll for
a day or two. He pondered the
idea.
He closed
his eyes and wondered. "Please Bobby.
Just for
a day."
Bobby
shook his head 'yes' and wished for it.
Suddenly
he found himself in the closet looking
out.
Such a
strange feeling. The doll, now a boy,
looked
just like Bobby. He had done it. He
had
really done it.
The new
boy stretched his arms and snickered.
"It's great to be alive!" the new boy shouted as he
bent his
knees and rolled his head in
circles.
"I'll
never switch back!" he sneered at Bobby.
"You
stupid kid."
A tear
welled up in Bobbys' glass eyes.
The new
boy pushed the closet door closed as far
as it
would go and shoved the chest of
drawers
in front of it. Opening he drawers he
found
some clothes and began to dress.
"Bobby!" It was Bobbys' mother. Her voice was
angry.
"Bobby! Get down here right
this minute!" She
was
screaming like a banshee. The new
kid
clambered down the stairs to the awaiting
mother.
"Bobby! You didn't do
anything that your father
told you
to do! You're lazy!" She
backhanded him hard across the face.
Blood
trickled down
his chin from the fresh cut in
his lip.
He gagged
at his first taste of blood. He cringed
at the
first feel of pain.
"Your father will take care of you.
You're so
useless!"
His eyes
swelled with tears as they began to flow.
"Stop that crying you little baby or I'll give you
something
to cry about."
She
slapped him again forming a new cut on his
lip. Bobbys' father came
in from the
garage.
"What has that little thug done
now?" he
grumbled.
"He
didn't do a thing that he was told to do
yesterday. You handle it. I'm sick of that
little
brat."
The
father unbuckled his belt and whipped it from
out of
the loops in one quick swooping
motion. He was very good at
this. He had lots
of
practice.
"When" he whipped his legs.
"Are" he whipped his buttocks.
"You" he whipped his back.
"Going to learn?" he whipped
his back again.
Welts and
cuts appeared all over the boys body.
"Go
to your room. No lunch or dinner for
you."
As he
staggered off the father slung the belt
across
his back one last time before he
struggled
up the stairs towards the room. The
new boy
limped and whimpered up the
steps. His body was swelling
fast. His lip was
fat, seething with pain and drenched with
blood.
Once within the confines of Bobbys' room he
quickly
pushed the chest of drawers away
from the
closet door. He dropped to his knees,
sobbing
loudly.
"Shutup!" a scream came from downstairs. "I
don't
want to hear another damn sound!"
"Bobby!" the new boy whispered and shook the
doll. "We've got to switch
back. I'm no
good at
being a boy. I don't know how to
act."
The doll
didn't react.
"Bobby! the new boy shook the doll.
"I didn't
really
mean when I said I'd never switch
back."
"Don't make me come up there!"
came a
masculine
voice from the foot of the stairs.
"Look. All you have to do is
wish for it while I
close my
eyes and you shake your head
'yes'. Are you ready Bobby? Are you ready?"
He shook
the Bobby doll again and again.
Loud
footsteps could be heard coming up the
stairs.
The Bobby
doll looked at the new boy with a
huge grin
on his painted face as his head
slowly--
oh so slowly nodded 'NO'.
THE EARS HAVE IT
"But Daaady !! Why can't I have my ears
pierced
?", my whining daughter said sadly.
"Because it's barbaric and I won't have a daughter
of mine
walking around like she just
stepped
out from the pages of a National
Geographic."
"But
Daaaaady !"
"That's enough ! I'll not discuss it any further."
My
daughter has wanted her ears pierced for
years. I simply never cared for
young girls
to walk
around with holes in their earlobes. The
next
thing that she would want was her
hair
painted orange and half of her head shaved
like the punkers in the shopping mall. No
way! Her mother had tried to convince me on
many an
occasion to allow her to have it
done, but
I refused. Maybe I was being too
strict,
but it was the way that I felt. It was
three
weeks until Christmas and my wife and I
were at
the mall doing our typical last
minute
Christmas shopping. The crowds were
unreal at this time of year. People were
everywhere. There was scarcely
enough room to
move. We stopped in one of the
small
gift
shops that sells everything from posters to
t-shirts. I noticed the stool at
the entrance.
A sign
behind the stool read "Free gold stud with
ears
pierced. $5.00". I grimaced at the
thought. I tried to avoid it on
the way out, but
my wife
made a point to walk slowly by it.
"Let's
let her get her ears pierced for Christmas.",
she said.
"It's barbaric.", I proclaimed. " She'll look like
one of
those natives in the South American
jungles."
"Stop worrying about her.", she responded. "
She's
mature enough and responsible
enough." I thought about it
and decided it was of
no use.
"Fine. But I won't be held
responsible when her
punk
friends talk her into spiking her
hair."
"You're just an old
'fuddy-duddy'", she
whispered, giving me a kiss on the cheek.
We
arrived home and when she came
downstairs, her mother gave her the 'good news'.
She
smiled a smile that melted my heart. I
guess
it meant
quite alot to her.
Maybe she
was
growing up after all. I guess I have
been an
old
fuddy-duddy. Sure, she's a mature
young
woman that simply wants to be stylish.
What harm
could piercing her ears do?
It was
early morning and the wife and kid were
cooking
breakfast for the household. I
reminded
myself of how fast she was growing up.
Yep, she
was a very mature young
woman. She asked me for the car
keys so she
could
head to the gift shop at the mall for
her
'present'. I handed them over to her and
she
kissed me
and took off. The grass
needed
mowing and the pool needed cleaning so I
gobbled
down my breakfast and
changed
into some old clothes. About an hour
had gone
by and I was just about finished
with
the yard. I shut the lawnmower off and
headed
for the shade. I deserved a break.
As I lay
on my hammock, I slowly drifted off to
sleep.
I was
in the jungles of
was a
village nearby. I could hear the
sounds of
sticks beating hollowed logs. It
sounded
like a festival of sorts. I slowly and
quietly
advanced to take a peek through the
vines. There, in the midst of the
tribal
celebration, was my daughter. She
had a bone in
her nose,
a huge plate in her bottom lip,
rings
around her neck that made it stretch to
about ten
inches.
I
awoke from the nightmare. What a
ridiculous
dream! I felt foolish. Just then I heard
the car
pull into the driveway.
"She's back", I thought to myself. I stood up and
turned
toward the back porch.
"Honey, I went ahead and had mine done too.
It's
something that I always wanted as a
child. I hope you don't
mind." my spouse said.
There was
my darling, mature, responsible
daughter,
with her mother. They had bones
in their
noses, huge plates in their bottom lips,
rings
around their necks that made them
stretch
to about ten inches, and, oh yes, their ears
were
pierced.
Praise the
Lord and Pass the Hat
The
night was a cool breezy one. There were
a
few
clouds overhead lazily dancing past
the large
tent. People were still flocking into
the
tent. A few were still parking
their cars
on the
dirt lot. The sounds of organ music
could
be heard
from the far reaches of the lot.
"You must repent-uh. You
must get rid of
your evil
ways-uh. You must seek Jeeesus.
You must
be born again-uh. You must support
this
ministry before it's too late-uh."
Reverend Michael held the crowd spellbound
with his
hypnotic voice. Every inflection
of the
voice, every bead of sweat, every tear was
timed
perfectly. The audience was
mesmerized by this experienced snake oil man.
He wore a
white, three piece suit. It was
tailored
perfectly to fit his suntanned body. His
manicured
fingers tugged casually at his
fashionably loosened tie as he paced back and
forth on
the small wooden stage. His left
hand held
an open Bible as his right hand left his
tie and pointed an accusing finger to
each and
every sinner that listened intently to his
fevered
words.
"You
are all sinners-uh. You must repent your
sins-uh. Amen and amen. Hallelujah." he
proclaimed
with a southern drawl.
Eyes were
closed and open hands were held in
the
air. Their hands swayed in a rhythmic
motion as
if in concert with an angelic choir.
Strange
languages resembling the ramblings
of babes filled the dimly lit tent. Reverend
Michael
nodded his head to two of his
assistants, then gave a smiling nod to a young,
busty
woman sitting behind a Yamaha
organ. She began to play 'How
Great Thou Art'
as the
two men readied themselves to
pass
large, felt lined baskets. The
multitudes
sang
loudly as each and every hand
dropped
cash, change, or checks into the baskets
as they
made their way around the
revival tent.
"You
have given your faith seed-uh. He's
healing
you
now-uh."
He began
to pace the stage furiously from one
side to
the other.
"There is someone here with a financial problem.
Be healed-uh!"
He
slapped his hands together matter-of-factly as
if he had
just backhanded the devil
himself.
"There is someone out there with a back
problem. Jeeesus
wants to heal you. Be
healed-uh."
He
repeated his ritual slapping of his hands.
"Glory hallelujah. Amen and
amen."
He had
the people in a religious fury.
The crowd
waved their hands to the heavens and
shouted amens to the smiling Reverend
Michael. The organ played a €tune
that
indicated
that the evenings services were now
winding
down. Michael left the stage and
disappeared behind the backdrop curtain.
"How
much tonight ?" inquired the flim flam
reverend
to one of his aides.
"About seven hundred." his answer came.
"Not
bad for a slow night in a hick town, eh?"
His
assistants grinned at the thought.
"Tomorrow night I want to do the healed cripple
routine. That always brings in
the big
bucks."
"Yeah, not a problem." his husky goon
responded. "By the way, did
you notice that
same reporter
in the crowd?"
"I
saw him. And I'm not worried about him
either. He almost ruined us with
his
prostitute story, but he's got nothing on us. He
can't
touch me."
"I
don't know. I don't think we should
antagonize him, Michael. He's got
alot of friends
in high
places."
"Maybe so. But, I have a
friend in the highest of
places. I have Jeeesus on my side-uh!"
They all
laughed. They divided the nights money.
It was
a new day, a new night, another chance
to pass
the basket. The organ was
playing
joyful music as a new crowd poured into
the
tent. There were young, old, blind,
crippled,
and curious. Mothers were dragging
their
misbehaving sons by the ears to empty
chairs. Wives were toting their
complaining
husbands
by their arms and leading them to
awaiting
seats. All were being herded into the
tent to
be seated in the metal chairs that
were lined
in rows. The smell of perfume
sickened
the air. Tonight was miracle night.
Reverend
Michael was on his way to save souls,
heal the
sick, and send everyone to
heaven in
a hand basket. As the last available
space was consumed by a middle aged
man the
music got louder and livelier. There
wasn't a
seat left in the tent. Standing space
was
critical. Anticipation swept the
tent. The
moment
had arrived. The music grew
louder. "Jeeesus!"
The crowd
stood. Hearts were beating faster and
faster. Hands rose into the air.
"Everybody say Jeeesus-uh!"
The
audience responded with an excited and
exaggerated 'Jesus'! Michael
paced the
stage
like a man possessed.
"I
said Jeesus!
That's right Jeesus knows-uh that
you are a
sinner!"
He
pointed his finger randomly into the crowd.
The faces
got serious. Michaels face got
serious
as well. He had spotted the reporter in
the back
of the tent.
"You
must repent-uh."
He
continued to pace. He raised his left
arm that
held the
Bible clenched tightly within his
hand.
"You
must be healed-uh!"
Sweat
trickled down his brow. Tears formed in
his eyes.
"I
feel a need for a special healing tonight.
Come
forward
to be healed."
One of
the burly assistants pushed out a
wheelchair that seated another husky man.
"I
need your special blessing Reverend Michael.
I am a
sinner! the 'crippled' man cried.
"Do
you believe-uh?"
"I
believe!"
"Do
you repent-uh"
"Yes!
Yes! I repent!"
"Then be healed-uh!"
Michael
slapped the forehead of the wheelchair
bound man
with his open palms. The
mans head
jerked back with the force of the
contact.
"I
feel the presence of Jeesus in the room!"
Michael
shouted to the crowd.
"Arise and walk with the Lord and sin no more.
Amen and
hallelujah."
Michael
reached out his free hand to the man and
helped
him to his feet. The man rose
clumsily
to his feet.
"I
can feel my legs! I can stand! I can walk!"
The
healed gentleman began to dance on the
stage as
tears welled in his eyes. The
organ
played a resounding chorus of 'How Great
Thou Art'
as if on cue. The people
began to
sing and sway to the music as the man
was led
through the backdrop curtain by
the large
assistant. Michael ceremoniously
picked up
the wheelchair and threw it to the
side of
the stage.
"Be
gone Satan!"
"We
will now take prayer requests. Repent
your
sins and
speak out for your special
healing.."
"Michael!."
A voice
screamed from the rear of the tent. The
crowd
turned towards the voice. The
noise
diminished just a bit.
"Michael, how do you plead to the many charges
of
criminal misconduct? There is ample
evidence.
It was
the 'reporter'.
The crowd
got absolutely still. All eyes were
timesharing between Michael and the
reporter.
"It's all in the book, Michael.
We keep track of
these
things you know."
Michael
tugged nervously at his tie and
swallowed
real hard. He realized who he was up
against.
He
thought for moment then he smiled a smug
smile.
"LET
HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN CAST THE
FIRST
STONE!" he shouted with a grin.
He raised
his Bible high into the air. He pointed
his
accusing finger toward the reporter.
A circle
began to form around someone in the
back of
the tent. People began to push and
shove to
make room. Men and women stood on
their
chairs to see the commotion. Blind
men began
to see for the first time. Children that
had
withered hands were astonished to
see
perfectly healthy digits. Old women that
had
barely
stumbled into the tent could now
climb
upon their chairs to see the circle forming
around a
man. Michael saw it. A man
next to
the reporter.
He was
just a man. About thirty-two or
thirty-three. He sported shoulder
length, brown
hair. A full beard, olive skin,
simple white robe
and dusty
sandals. He bore scars on his
hands and
on his feet. He had a rock in his hand.
Nobody's
Home
Ehhhh! Ehhhhhhhhh!
The
annoying buzzer echoed throughout the
dimly
lit, dingy apartment.
Silence.
Ehhhhh! Ehhh, Ehhhh,
Ehhhhhhhhhh.
Knock.
Knock.
Knock.
"There's nobody home!" came an antagonized,
drunken
scream from the living room.
Knock!
Knock! Knock! Ehhhhhhh! Seymore
Brickman
slammed his half empty beer can
hard onto
the cigarette burned coffee table and
stormed
to the front door of his small,
smelly,
slum. He unlocked the deadbolt and
slowly
opened the heavy front door.
"What?"
Seymore was obviously annoyed as he peeped a
bloodshot
eye through the crack that was
made when
he opened the door, still keeping the
security
chain locked. The chain was
stretched
to its limit. Outside on the front porch
he could
see a middle-aged man wearing
a faded
green shirt that was soaked with sweat at
the armpits. His striped tie contrasted
sharply
with his wrinkled brown, checkered
trousers. His shoes were well
scuffed and in
dire need
of repair or replacement. At his sides
he
dangled two large cases that were
neatly
stenciled with the words, "Fuller Brushes".
"Don't need no brushes!"
"Sir, if I could have but a moment of your
valuable
time I'd . . . "
Seymore interrupted.
"Don't need no damn brushes!"
"Sir, my name is Steve Wilson . . . "
Slam!
The
loosened "No Peddlers" sign vibrated with
the force
of the slammed door.
Seymore ignored the pleas of the salesman and
returned
to the relative comfort of his
cluttered
living room.
"Don't need no brushes."
Seymore mumbled to
himself
as he settled himself back into his
torn,
stained recliner. He reached for his
beer
with one
hand and the evening paper with
the
other. After guzzling the remainder of
his
liquid
dinner he opened the paper and came
across
the obituaries. He casually reviewed the
names and
noticed a familiar one, Samuel
"That pesky paper kid!" Seymore thought aloud.
Sammy
Duncan had tried repeatedly to get
Seymore to subscribe to his newspaper, but
to no
avail.
"Didn't need no stinkin' paper" he
growled,
"Don't need no stinkin'
paperboy." He threw
the paper
into a cluttered corner of the room.
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
It was
morning.
"
voice.
Seymore stirred in his chair.
"Huh?"
He
stretched like a bear waking from a winter of
hibernation.
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ehhhhhhhhhhhh!
"Hello in there."
The sing
song sound of the voice forced a
belching
response from Seymore.
"There's nobody home!" he screeched.
"Yoo Hoo!"
Seymore leaped from his position and headed for
the door.
He jerked
the door open leaving the chainlock
intact.
"Whatcha want lady?"
A short,
plump woman stood outside the door
wearing a
blue, floral print denim dress.
Her
stocky build stress tested the fabric of her
dress. Her blonde hair was neatly
brushed
and ended
on her shoulders.
"Good morning, sir. My name
is Sally
Wainwright . . . "
"Don't need no Avon." he interrupted.
Slam!
Seymore dragged himself back to the chair and
grabbed
the remote control. His brain was
pulsating with hangover pains. Pushing a few
buttons
energized the television console
and tuned
in the local news.
"Also in our news this morning, Stephen Wilson,
a local
door-to-door salesman, was
found
dead this morning, apparently at the
hands
of
thieves. His wallet and empty
samples
case were found near his mutilated body.
Police
have no suspects. At the top of
our news,
troops in the gulf region . . . "
Seymore shivered at the thought. He
immediately installed another security chain for
his
door.
Click.
The room
fell silent as the television obeyed the
remote
control.
"Ain't safe no more.
Guess it's jes as well. Didn't
need no
brushes. Don't need no brush
salesman." Seymore mumbled as he tested the
new lock.
Seymore stumbled to the refrigerator kicking
debris
out of the way as he staggered from
side to
side.
"Ahhh, king of beers." he sighed as he rubbed his
whiskered
face and scratched his
buttocks
through his soiled trousers.
Seymore laughed to himself as he grabbed a six
pack of beer out of the cooler. He
made
his way
back to his chair and began sucking down
beers as
fast as he could open them.
He passed
out in a stupor still holding a freshly
opened
can.
Ehhhhhhhhhhh!
Nothing.
Ehhhhhhhhhhhh! Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh! Knock.
Knock.
"Huh, what?"
Seymore stirred and released an involuntary fart.
Knock. Knock.
"There's nobody home!"
Ehhhhhhhh! Ehhh, Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Seymore crushed his beer can forcing warm foam
to spring
out of the top like a geyser. He
walked to
the door and opened it to the length of
the
chains.
"What!"
he screamed, quickly realizing that his
head was
pounding.
"Hello there, sir, I'm Richard Doltan. If I may,
I'd like
to introduce you to some exciting
encyclopedias."
"Let
me introduce you to my door!"
Slam!
Seymore tried to focus on the clock that hung on
the foyer
wall. It suggested that it was
evening. He grabbed some chips
and another six
pack and
set himself down for the
evening
news.
"This story just in . . . a woman's nude, mutilated
body was
found this afternoon by
children
playing in a drainage ditch off of
Interstate 10. The woman has not
yet been
identified, however an empty
was found
near the body."
Click.
Seymore felt a chill run down his spine.
Burp!
"Jes ain't safe no more."
Seymore tugged at his damp crotch.
"Oh
well . . . Didn't need no
no
another
lock one of these days. Jes ain't safe no
more."
Seymore shook his head in disgust and continued
to drink
himself to sleep.
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Seymore awoke to the sound of his frontdoor
buzzer.
"Go
away! There's nobody home!"
Knock! Knock!
Seymore wiped the slobber from his chin with his
shirt
sleeve and shuffled to the door.
"What now!"
"Have you heard the word of the Lord?" probed
a well
dressed young man.
The
youngster was holding an open Bible.
"Don't need no Bible."
Slam!
Seymore stumbled to his kitchen for some Fritos
and
beer. Easing himself back slowly
into his
chair, he switched on the remote.
"An
encyclopedia salesman was found murdered
moments
ago. His throat had been cut
along
with several other mutilations. Police
are
currently
saying that the motive appears
to be
robbery . . . "
"Scary world. Jes ain't
safe no more. Jes
as well .
. . Don't need no books. Don't need
no book
salesman."
Seymore looked
around his cluttered room. He
smiled
drunkenly as he eyed the bloody
stack of
rolled up newspapers, hundreds of
brushes,
bloodstained samples of perfume
boxes,
forty-eight volumes of World Book
Encyclopedias, and twenty-three gore
stained
Bibles
that were strewn about the room.
Burp.
Meat is Meat
The
nights were bitter cold at this time of year
and the
north
unforgiving to those without proper shelter. The
icy
streets didn't keep the late
Christmas
shoppers at home, nor did it keep the
street
people hidden away. Every
steam
vent in the downtown district had
cardboard
condos built beside them. Every
flop
house was full. Frank and Joe were
headed
toward
their home, the dog and cat
graveyard.
Joe
had been homeless for quite awhile now.
It had been
at least six years since
he sat
behind his oak desk beneath his University
of
six
figures for a large computer firm before the
drinking
started. Drinking led to
ferocious
fights with his wife, which led to more
drinking,
which led to a divorce, which
led to
his firing, which led to the cemetery.
His
shack in
the woods near the cemetery
kept the
rain and wind off of him and as long as
he kept
fresh meat on his skewer, he
was
content.
Frank
wasn't quite as content as Joe. Frank
lost his
family as well, but his divorce
wasn't
the result of alcohol or drug abuse. His
problem
was a like many other
homeless;
schizophrenia. His mental disorder
was never
to be diagnosed. Frank was
doomed to
be looked upon as a common
drunkard
that was too lazy to get a job.
Frank's job at the moment was to keep the fire
going and
he had performed his job
admirably. He had a beautiful
fire that radiated
its heat
in a four foot radius. Joe had
left to
go walking into the woods by the
cemetery. He had promised Frank a feast.
Frank
heard footsteps coming from the direction
of the
cemetery path. He squinted his
aging
eyes and focused on the crooked figure of
Joe. He was carrying something in
each
hand.
Meat.
"Isn't that the finest, plumpest feline you've ever
seen?"
Joe
tossed two dead, skinned cats into the fire.
Each
animal had a coat hanger
fashioned
through it like a shish-ka-bob. Frank's
mouth
dropped open, showing shock
and
surprise.
"What the hell, Frank? We're
not cannibals!
These
animals were
buried
just yesterday. The ice kept 'em fresh for
us."
"You
don't really expect me to eat this do you?"
Frank
questioned.
"Meat is meat. Now shutup and eat." Joe told his
homeless
friend.
Frank
considered the advantages of a free meal
and gave
in to his painful hunger.
Frank woke up in a better mood than
he had
been in
for a long while. He woke up
warm,
dry, and without hunger pains. Joe and
Frank
spent the day in town gathering
odds and
ends for their shack in the woods.
They
picked up fresh water from the park
and found
discarded cans of food from behind
the local
supermarket. They were lucky
and found
some potatoes and celery in a cafe
dumpster
for their nightly feast. After a
day of
scrounging, they headed back to their
home in
the forest. It was time to go
digging.
It was
nightfall when Frank and Joe finally
arrived
at the cemetery with their makeshift
shovels.
Joe was going to show Frank all of the
finer
techniques of grave robbing. Joe
pointed
out all of the older graves so Frank
wouldn't
be tempted to dig up the bad ones.
They came
to a newer one.
"
night.
"This must be a Doberman or a St. Bernard! Will
ya look at the size of that grave?"
Frank and
Joe remained stunned at the sight until
Joe's
stomach growled. They both
laughed
and set out to work with their spades.
As they
dug the loose dirt it soon
became
apparent that this wasn't the grave of a
Doberman
or a St. Bernard. It was the
grave of
a woman. The two men pulled the nude
body of
the woman from the shallow
grave. Joe put his fingers to the
woman's neck
searching
for a pulse but it was obvious
that she
had been dead for some time.
"We
got us a killer runnin' round." Frank
chocked
out.
"We
better just put her back in the ground and
forget we
ever saw it."
"Don't ya think we should tell
somebody?"
"And
then lose our home? No way! I'm sure the
guy that did this is long gone by
now."
The two
men threw the last of the dirt on the
buried
woman and took the short path
back to
the shack. Frank started his usual heart
warming
fire while Joe searched for
fresh animal graves. Joe returned with a small
piece of
meat.
"Nothin' much, huh?"
"Just this gerbil."
Frank
dangled what appeared to be a freshly
skinned
hunk of meat from his crooked
fingers. Joe cooked the tiny morsel and shared
the
tidbit with his friend.
"Hey! This is some sweet meat!
Whatdya say it
was?"
"Gerbil, I think. Pretty
good stuff, huh?"
Frank and
Joe built up the fire and fell asleep,
thankful
for their meal. They arose to
the smell
of a smoldering fire. It was a cold
morning
so Frank gathered more wood and
rekindled
the fire. Frank followed the path for
his
morning
constitutional.
"Joe! Come here!"
Frank
sounded as though he had seen a ghost.
Joe
dropped his logs and ran as fast
as he
could down the path toward the cemetery.
Another
fresh grave. Just like the girl's.
"Ya know
we gotta dig, don't ya? I mean, this
could be
a German Shepherd or a
Dalmatian
or something. It doesn't have to be a
human, ya know."
"I'm
pretty hungry. Let's dig."
Frank
trotted back to the shack and grabbed the
shovels
and they began to dig. This
one was
partially clothed but her body was badly
beaten. She was about the same
age
as the
first. Frank and Joe stood and stared at
the
sight not
knowing how to react.
Frank
broke the silence with a prayer as he began
to cover
the girl up with dirt.
"We gotta tell somebody.
We just gotta tell."
Frank
repeated over and over again.
"Frank, if we tell anyone about this we'll end up
living in
sewers like you used to do. No
thanks
mister. We got it made here and no
bogeyman
serial killer is gonna screw it up
for
me."
Frank
nodded in a hesitant agreement.
Frank and
Joe walked to town and gathered their
usual
items minus the vegetables.
The
streets were empty today and it was
unusually
cold this morning. They shivered as
they
walked through the streets, only stopping
momentarily to chat with chums by the
steam
vents and fire barrels.
No food
today. They would have to rely on the
cemetery.
Darkness came as quickly as the morning had
and both
men found themselves with
hunger
pains. They searched the cemetery for
fresh
animal graves and found none.
They
walked slowly down the path to their shack.
They
stopped abruptly.
Another
grave.
Frank and Joe looked at one another with
blank
stares on
their scraggly faces.
"Let's go to the shack and discuss this, whatdya
say
Frank?"
"We
need to do something, Joe."
Frank and
Joe returned to their camp and started
a
fire. They nervously discussed
their
predicament as hunger twisted in their
bellies
like cork screws.
They were
starved.
"I
think we should set a trap for him, Joe."
"No!
No! No! What would we do with him once
we caught
him?" Joe replied impatiently.
"Well, I'm gonna catch him." Frank
mumbled
under his
breath.
"What was that?" Joe asked matter of factly.
Joe made
himself a nest in his corner of the shack
and fell
into what appeared to be a
deep
sleep. Frank quietly stepped out and
took
the
narrow path toward the cemetery.
"I'm
gonna catch this guy." Frank stated
repeatedly.
Frank climbed a tree that overlooked the
graveyard. He carried with him a
large,
club-sized, tree branch. The
forest sounds were
all
around him as he waited as quietly as
he could.
He
waited, grew tired, and fell asleep.
Snap.
Step.
Crackle.
Footsteps.
It was
footsteps that woke Frank from his sleep.
He was
cold as he rubbed his tired
eyes and
strained to make out the shadow of a
man; a man that was dragging
something
behind him.
"The
killer!" Frank thought to himself, almost
falling
out of the tree. He grasped the
club
tighter and tighter with both hands
anchoring
himself between the branches with
his legs
and feet. Frank's heart beat
faster. The
shadow
drew closer.
Closer
still.
Frank
perched himself for the jump. The shadow
became a
face, a familiar face. It was
Joe!
Joe was dragging the nude body of a
woman
behind him. He began to dig.
Every so
often he would stop to wipe his brow
and look
in all directions, then continue
to dig a
shallow grave. Once dug, Joe slid the
body into
the freshly dug hole. Before
he
started to cover the girl with sod, he took the
left hand
of the girl and spread the
fingers
out like a fan. With a quick chop of the
shovel he
drove the sharp edge across
the
second knuckle of her fingers. He picked
up
the
mangled index finger and dusted it
off. He examined it closely then put it in his
mouth and
slowly began to suck on it. He
then put
the entire digit in his mouth and chewed.
"Ummmm," Joe smiled, "such a culinary
delight."
Joe
slowly stroked his beard. Frank
felt his
stomach tighten. He felt sick. As the
urge to
vomit overpowered him he fell
from the
tree. Joe smiled at Frank as he picked
his teeth
with the girl's finger nail.
"Fraaaank. Meat is
meat! Now shutup
and eat."
Frank ran
off into the woods.
Frank
later considered the advantages of a free
meal and
gave in to his painful
hunger. He continued to toss wood
on the fire.
Even
though he was too full to eat
another
bite, there was no reason to freeze to
death. The fire was perfect. The
inedible remains of Joe were stacked in the
corner
of the
shack. Frank propped his
feet up
on a stump, picked his teeth with a
splinter,
smiled at the pile of Joe's bones,
and said,
"Meat is meat."
Smoke?
"You
can't smoke here, sweetheart." she said eyeing the
cigarette dangling from her husbands lips, "This is a non-smoking
area."
He snarled and threw the butt on the floor
then
angrily stomped it out.
"I wish you would give up that
nasty habit. It smells up your
clothes, the house, and it makes everyone
sick."
"I
know, I know, and it makes my breath smell like an ashtray."
he stated
sarcastically.
Grumbling, he called to the waitress for the check.
Upon
arriving at home he sat on his favorite chair and reached
for his top pocket, pulling out a cigarette. He put it to his mouth
and fumbled for his lighter.
"Daaaady,
says that
they're yuckie."
his three
year old whined. He hissed at his
daughter and lit the
stogie up
anyway.
ridden
air like a bloodhound.
"Darling, you know that my parents are coming over at any
minute now and you know how they despise the odor of cigarette smoke.
I wish you would quit that filthy habit
once and
for all." He growled and crushed
out the filtered
Marlboro
in the spotless, unused ashtray.
The
doorbell chimed.
"Finally!" he thought.
"The sooner they get here, the sooner
they can
get the hell out!"
"I'll get it!" the little girl
screamed at the top of her tiny
lungs.
She
opened the door using both hands on the doorknob.
"It's Grandpa and Grandma." she yelled. They gave her a giant
hug and a huge sloppy kiss. She continued out the door to play. The
man of the house walked over to the foyer and extended his hand to his
father-in-law and they gave each other a very
cold
handshake. He then leaned down to
kiss his mother-in-law.
"You still haven't quit that awful
smoking, have you George?"
she said
with her wrinkled face. "My nose doesn't lie."
"Why
don't I just take an axe to that damn nose of yours?"
George
thought to himself.
"No,
but I'm trying very hard." he lied outloud.
"Well, you should think of your family every once in a while."
"I
should think about burying your ass alive in the backyard,
bitch!", he chuckled
silently
to himself. His mother-in-law lived in
a house that
reminded
him of a museum.
Everything had to be perfect for this witch. Everything had its
place. Nothing was ever good enough for this hellhound. He had been
listening to her complain about his smoking vice for the past seven
years.
"Where's your wife ?" she said with a smirk on her lips.
"She's on her way down.
She's upstairs putting the last minute
touches to her mask, I mean face." George grinned to himself. They
all settled in the living room. George excused himself as politely as
he could, although he really didn't give a
damn.
He headed
for the bathroom. Once inside, he closed
the door,
put a towel at the bottom of it, and cracked the window about an inch.
He put the toilet seat down and relaxed. Reaching into his top
pocket,
he extracted a bent, previously lit cigarette.
Helit it.
"AAAhhhhh!"
Smoke
filled the tiny room. He waved the air
with his hand to
disperse
the vapors.
"Damn, I feel like a kid sneaking a smoke in here." he thought
to
himself
angrily.
"This is ridiculous. This is
outrageous! This is my god damn
house!" The more he thought about it the angrier he got. The angrier
he got the more he thought about it.
His face
was turning as red as the cherry on his cigarette. He
took
deeper and deeper
drags on
his smoke.
The
county sheriff deputies responded to the neighbors phone
call
swiftly. Loud noises had been heard next
door at the
residence. The speeding squad car came screeching to a halt in front
of
the house. The police approached the
home with
extreme
caution, shotguns at the ready position.
Nothing could
be heard from inside of the house. The younger officer slowly checked
the door and found it unlocked. At the count of three he kicked open
the door, pointed his shotgun inward, and the two policeman rushed
into the house. Bodies were scattered on the floor of the living
room.
The words
"Smoking Area" were hand-smeared on the wall with
blood. George was seated with his back to the front door, feet
propped on the coffee table. He turned his head, smiled, with
smoking
revolver in hand, cigarette dangling from his lips, satisfied
look on his face, and said, "Got a light?"
The Suicide Man
Fred
was a miserable little man standing
approximately four
foot and a measly ten inches in height. He had bright red, almost
orange, thinning hair. He was covered with ugly, cancerous looking
freckles from head to toe, mostly head.
His teeth were bucked slightly which caused him to speak with a
slobbery lisp, spitting as he spoke. His voice was an annoying,
squeaky rasp.
His wife of fourteen years had left him, now seeing a
handsome
merchant marine. Fred had been fired
from his job.
His daughter was shacking up with a known crack dealing, neo-nazi
skinhead. His dog had the mange. The only thing that he received out
of his
bitter divorce was the dog. He had just
checked the mail
and
discovered an eviction notice. It seemed
that his lease
clearly
stated "No Pets".
Fred
was at the end of his rope. There wasn't
a soul alive
That cared
if he lived or died.
He had
decided that it was time to end it. Life
had been cruel to
him and he was going to control at least one aspect of it. He could
do it.
He would do it.
Fred
dressed himself in his tattered, faded denims.
They were
much too long for him as evidenced by the fraying hem that dragged on
the floor. He squirmed into his polo shirt that had the pocket ripped
out. He
donned his two year old, scuffed up hush puppies. He
was a man
with a mission. He wet down his carrot
top head and
ran a gap filled comb through it. It wouldn't cooperate. He didn't
care. He smiled at himself in his toothpaste smudged mirror. He was
set. He
waddled into his living room and began searching
through
yesterdays paper for the classified section.
He scanned
carefully, eventually finding the section that he was looking for.
"Ah,
here we go." Fred mumbled to himself, unconsciously
spraying
spit on the newspaper.
He ran
his stubby finger down the page while his eyes peered
intently at each and every ad.
FOR
357
MAGNUM W/BOX OF RNDS
AS IS
$100. OBO
CALL
DEXTER 421-8856
BETWEEN 8-5
Fred
circled the ad and brought it with him to the small kitchen
of his matchbox efficiency apartment. As he placed a pot of water on
to boil, he picked up his phone, listened apprehensively for a dial
tone, and pushed the numbers that stared at
him from the circled
ad.
"Hello? Donally residence" stated a childs' voice matter of
factly.
"Is
your father home?"
Just a
sec, mister."
"Yeah. Dexter Donally here."
"Uh,
Mr. Donally. I, uh, I'm calling about your gun that
you
have for
sale in the paper. It is still for sale, isn't it?"
"Yep, sure is. Wife wants it
out of the house. Got little ones.
Can't say I don't agree with her. Why, just the other day I was
reading about a gun accident..."
"I believe,"Fred interrupted, "it was one hundred
dollars."
"Yep, that's about right. Comes with a box of rounds and a gun
bag."
"I'll take it. I mean I'll
buy it." Fred squeaked like a boy just
reaching
puberty.
Dexter gave Fred his address and assured
him that the
paperwork
would be completely legal. Fred couldn't
have cared less.
Fred
arrived at the designated time, handed Dexter his cash,
signed a
few papers, and walked away a gun owner.
Just like that.
"This will be easier than I thought."
Fred
stuffed his purchase into the small backpack that he had
brought for this purpose and caught bus 59A for his apartment
building. While on the bus, Fred had decided that there
would be
no note. His reasons were obvious. Who gave a damn
about him? Forty five minutes later he arrived at his apartment
complex. Out of habit, he checked his mail.
There was
one envelope. It was a notice from the
bank,
informing him that they intended to repossess his car. Fred laughed.
His car
had been stolen two weeks ago. He had no
insurance. He couldn't afford it
after his DUI conviction. He
tossed the letter over his shoulder and entered his ragtag apartment.
He sat on his ripped bean bag chair and pulled the weapon from the
bag. Unzipping the gun bag he carefully loaded one
round.
His hands
were trembling, his heart pounding like the percussion
section of the Philharmonic. He pointed the gun, first at his mouth.
He changed his mind, He then pointed it at his chest. Again, he
reconsidered.
At last he settled on his temple.
With
sweaty palms, he slowly squeezed the trigger.
BOOM!
Smoke
filled the room.
There was
ringing in his ears.
"How
can there be a ringing in my ears? I should be dead!" he
subconsciously
thought to himself.
"Am
I dead?"
He felt
his head. No holes. Only blood, lots of it, and what was
left of his right ear. Fred had blown his right ear completely off.
He feinted.
Fred woke
up in what appeared to be a hospital room.
A police
officer was on one side of him and a doctor was on the
other. He felt his head and found a large bandage where his ear used
to be.
"You're mighty lucky to be alive." the doctor quipped.
"You
need to be more careful while cleaning your gun." added
the
policeman.
"I'm
afraid I'm going to have to ticket you for discharging a
firearm
within the city limits.
You
simply must be more careful."
Fred sank
back into his bed, pondering on where he'd get the
money for
the ambulance ride, the hospital stay, and the fine.
"There's got to be a better way." he thought to himself.
"Perhaps a rope." he wondered.
Fred was
wheeled out of the hospital, his deaf ears throbbing to
the beat of the wheelchair's warped front left wheel. He was
dutifully
carted to the front door and
deposited
on the sidewalk in one piece, minus one ear, fifty
percent deaf in the other. He was even more miserable and twice as
determined
to end his pathetic life.
"A
rope." He considered his earlier
thoughts.
Fred
walked along the street eyeing the many doctors offices
surrounding the hospital.
Then he
saw it. It was about three blocks down
and on the
right. Just what he was looking for, a hardware store. He picked up
his pace
as his short, squatty legs came to a full
trot.
Crossing
the street he arrived at his destination.
He entered the
store and
strode up and down the aisles. No rope
to be found.
"Perhaps a dog chain."
he murmured to himself.
He
quickly dismissed the idea. He continued
through the store.
"Ahh. Here we go."
Fred
picked up a coil of clothesline.
"This is perfect."
Fred read
the label.
"One
hundred feet should do it."
He held
the line tightly and paraded to the checkout stand.
"Will this be all, sir?"
"Huh?" Fred questioned, turning a deaf ear.
The young
boy at the cash register gave Fred a strange look and
rang up
his purchase.
"Have a nice day, sir."
"Huh?" Fred repeated.
He tucked
his package under his pudgy arm and plotted his
course
for home.
"How
can I do this?" he pondered.
Fred
surveyed his shanty town apartment looking up and down
intently. The gears in his mind were turning overtime as it hit him.
An idea. Fred meticulously tied one end of the line to his small
refrigerator. He pushed it to the dirt smeared window that faced the
alley beside his apartment building and tied the other end to his
neck.
He was
very careful with his knots.
"Don't want any slip ups here." he smiled as he gazed down
three stories below. Fred opened his window and took a deep breath.
This was it.
He dove.
CRASH!
Fred
forgot that the line was one hundred feet in length.
The
excess slack allowed him to perform an exquisite gainer into
a dumpster rendering him unconscious. An hour later Fred came around
and surveyed his surroundings. He was engulfed by coffee grounds,
fish
heads, moldy bread, and various unrecognizable
concoctions of equally revolting muck.
Fred immediately
vomited. He untied the line from his neck and attempted to free
himself
from his putrid
prison. He couldn't move. He had no feeling in his legs. Spittle
mixed with vomit and eggshell dampened his
whimpers
for
help. A passing vagrant heard his moans
and investigated.
"Help me... please. I can't
move my legs." Fred whispered.
"Yer sure ya can't move
mister?"
"I'm
quite sure. I can't feel my legs."
The hobo
helped. He helped himself to Freds' hushpuppies.
He
left with
a satisfied grin on his unshaven face.
Fred passed out.
"You
really must be careful when hanging your clothesline." the
nurse
instructed him.
"You
could have been killed, you know."
Both of
Fred's legs were in casts, as well as his left arm. Tears
formed in
his left eye. His right eye was heavily
patched.
"Are
you in pain?"
Fred
attempted to speak but the swelling was too much for him.
The nurse
made a call on the intercom for more drugs.
"That's it!" he thought to himself. "Drugs!
Why didn't I think
Of that
before?"
Fred was
released after another expensive stay in the hospital.
His left arm had healed for the most part but his legs, he was
informed, would be crippled for life. He walked
with
crutches and would be destined to do so until the day he
died. He hoped that would be
soon.
On his bus ride home Fred caught sight of an
advertisement.
"Troubled? Depressed? Don't despair!! call 257-1134" the sign
stated.
Fred made
a mental note of the number.
After
hobbling into his hovel, Fred reached for his phone to dial
the
number. No dial tone.
He
grabbed his crutches and set off to the phone booth in the
corridor. He dialed the number. It was a psychotherapist office. He
made an appointment for the same day.
He hoped
he would be able to get a prescription so he could
overdose
on it.
He caught
the crosstown bus and limped off at the office stop.
Upon entering, he was seated by a buxom, blonde haired woman. She was
nice. It was a comfortable office.
The plant
life was real and the magazines were of current issue.
He was alone in the waiting room. He was thankful for that. He was
called by the vivacious receptionist and was led through a door into
another
room. The upholstery was all brown
leather. The
woman
offered him coffee or tea. He declined
and continued to
stare at her perfect legs as she left the room. Fred, for a moment,
was excited.
That was a feeling that Fred hadn't
felt in a
long, long time.
man entered the room, interrupting his fantasies of the receptionist.
The doctor casually introduced himself. Fred felt better already.
"Hello. I am Dr. Lamdoid. Together, we
are going to feel better
about
ourselves."
Fred and
the doctor talked for what seemed to be hours.
The
doctor was filled in on every detail of Fred's pitiful life. The
doctor counseled Fred and added words of encouragement.
By the
time the session was at a close Fred felt better about
himself. He was more
confident. The doctor didn't give
him any drugs. Fred didn't
need any.
Yes! He could do it! He would pick himself up by his own
bootstraps and begin a new life.
It was
possible. He was sure of it. He realized that now. He
was a
changed man. He felt great!
Fred
gimped out of the office refreshed. He
now saw the world
through
new eyes.
He
stepped to cross the street.
HONK!
HONK!!
CRASH!
SCREECH!!!
The
driver of the car turned in horror to see her ex-husband’s
lifeless
in the middle of the road.
Untitled
Peter
and Sarah were busy putting on their pajamas as the
doorbell
rang.
"I'll get it, honey. Hopefully
it's Lucy."
Don
Stephenson answered the door as he put the finishing
touches
to his tie.
"Hi
Lucy. The kids are getting dressed for
bed. They've had
their baths, the number's next to the phone, and the refrigerator's
all yours."
"And
hello to you too." said the wrinkled, aged face of the
babysitter. Lucy had watched the kids for the Stephensons once
before.
Although the kids didn't seem to
like her
much, she was the only one available at the last minute.
"Oh,
hi Lucy." Sandra Stephenson
completed her trip down the
stairs
and gave her husband a sexy smile and a wink.
"Ready to go big boy?" she said in her best imitation of Mae
West.
"With you? Anywhere madame." He
bowed at the waist
bringing his right arm across his midsection in a mock display of
chivalry.
"You
two characters enjoy your evening and don't worry about a
thing."
"We'll be at St. Michael's for a little while, then at Luginos
Restaurant with Monsignor Burgetti. Both numbers are by the phone."
"I
already told her babe. Let's get out of
here."
"I
didn't know you was Cath'lic. Is Stephenson one of them
Cath'lic names?" Lucy puckered her lip as Don and Sandra looked at
each
other, then back at Lucy.
"I
guess I never thought about it. Is there
such a thing?"
Don
pondered it for a quick moment then raised his hand in a
wave, not
giving the question serious consideration.
"See
ya at around ten to ten-thirty."
The door
closed and Lucy turned to the stairs mumbling to
herself.
Yes sir
there's such a thing. Evil is what it's
called. Evil is
what it
is. Got that damn
anti-Christ in
to spread the devil's word. Yes sir, there's such a thing mister
Catholic, statue worshiper.
Lucy
thought to herself all the way up the
stairs toward the
children's rooms spilling venomous anti-Catholicism the entire route.
"You
kids in bed yet? Come here 'fore ya go ta sleep. I wanna
talk at
you younguns first."
Peter
walked out of the steamy bathroom wearing his shrunken
GI Joe
pajamas, still drying his damp hair with a faded beach towel.
"In
here children!"
Lucy
pointed the way to Sarah's room with a crooked, arthritic
finger. Sarah was already in her bed beneath the pink, ruffled
canopy.
"Sit!" she said demandingly.
Lucy sat on a rocking chair after
removing three stuffed animals and placing them on the bed next to
Sarah.
Her face looked stern and cold as she gathered her thoughts.
"What school you young-uns go to?"
"St.
Michael's."
Lucy's
face bore a painful grimace as she shook her head slowly
from side to side.
"Spreadin' evilness to the young-uns."
"What Miss Lucy?" Peter
heard her clearly, but didn't
understand the context of the statement.
"You
kids know what they're puttin' in yer
little heads over
there? It's devil worshipin'.
That's
what it is."
Her voice
got louder.
"It's evilness! They're brainwashin' you
kids to worship them
pagan statues. Why, I bet both of you have lit one of them devil,
voodoo candles, haven't ya?" Peter began to squirm uncontrollably
where he was seated on the edge of the
bed. His faith had never
been
attacked. Sarah pulled the covers up a
little closer to her
chin and
gave her brother a concerned look.
"Evilness and ungodliness I tell ya!" Lucy sounded like a
Hellfire and brimstone, revival-tent preacher that had just been
confronted
by the devil himself.
"Yer both goin' to hell and that's
all there is to it if'n you
Keep worshipin' in that pagan temple of yers." She spoke fast and
furiously,
raising her right hand in the air as if God
Himself
had sent her to redeem the two fallen angels that sat
before her. Peter had slowly crawled next to his sister and both
cowered
in fear from the words of their sitter.
"Ya gotta say a prayer of
forgiveness with me if ya wanna
be
saved like me." Lucy pulled the covers off of Sarah and motioned to
the two frightened children to stand next to
her.
"Here. Kneel here next to me
and pray with me 'fore it's too
late."
The
terrified children obeyed and knelt beside the old woman.
"Lord?"
she began. The children looked at each
other hoping
for guidance. "Say it with me, child!" Lucy screamed as if lightning
were
about to strike the room if the prayer wasn't recited on time.
"Lord" they repeated hesitantly.
"Fergive me. I'm a
terrible sinner."
The
children followed her speech with trembling voices.
"Forgive me. I'm a terrible
sinner."
"Fergive me and my pagan ways."
Tears
flowed.
"Forgive me and my pagan ways."
"And
if'n I die 'cept ma soul in
yer glorious house."
"And
if I die accept my soul in your glorious house."
"Now
git in yer beds and hope
God heard yer damn Cath'lic
prayer. Go to sleep!"
Peter scrambled to his room and shivered
beneath his sheets.
Lucy
turned out Sarah's
light and
closed her door. Sarah cried herself to
sleep.
Last Dance
He had been the
captain of his
At the reception,
the music began to play ‘their’ song.
Mac approached his new bride and asked for their first dance as man and
wife. As Mac and Susan strolled to the
dance floor, a courier approached the SEA team commander and handed him a
sealed, brown envelope. The flap was
sealed and stamped “Secret EYES ONLY.”
The commander nodded to the courier after signing for the message. The Captain approached the microphone on the
stage and interrupted orchestra. “Excuse
me folks, but I’ve got a bit of news. We
are at war.
A month had passed and Susan had no idea where Mac was or what he was going through. She didn’t know if he was safe, scared, hurt, or missing her. The doorbell rang and she received her answer. Two young officers were at the door with somber looks on their faces. “Madam, we regret to inform you that Lt. William Mackenzie was killed in action on the 26th of June by enemy fire.” The man handed her the official documents. She collapsed.
Mac’s remains
were transported to
“I’ve come for our dance; our first dance.”
Although no one but Susan could see her beloved Mac, Susan danced with the apparition, as friend and family watched with bewilderment.
Taps played.
Susan danced.
I Took a
Long Walk
I took a long walk where I played as a
child
in the
woods where the children still haunt.
The oak
tree and rope swing have gone with the years
like
these little ones nobody wants.
I
followed the path by the creek where we played
to the
clearing where high weeds would grow.
Time has
been cruel to the stones strewn about
like
these little ones nobody knows.
No names
had been given, only numbers engraved
in this pitiful place they call home.
The
forest reclaimed all that man left behind
like
these little ones left all alone.
What has
become of those young girls who lived
by the
creek in the woods? No one knows.
Do they
remember? Do they care? Do they weep
like
these little ones nobody chose?
I took a
long walk where I played as a child
and I
wonder if heaven above
Finds a
place for those left in the ground with no name
like
these little ones nobody loved.