SEND ME YOUR LOVE letters, marriage proposals, Nobel prize notices, offers of innocent souls, blood oaths and so forth at .
IF YOU MUST TELEPHONE me, send me an e-mail first and I’ll have one of my minions give you my phone number if I feel like it.
YOU MAY ALSO WRITE to me at 1 Gehenna Place, Ninth Circle, Heck 10001-0001. Oh, and I’ve gone right off Jelly Babies, so please don't send me any more. I still like dark chocolate and the blood of innocents, ’though. You may send me those if you like, but be sure to insulate the package, as the temperature down here is a bit...well, you know.
N.B.: ILLITERATE MISSIVES WILL be ignored!