Then God spoke forth
thrice,
unto the sky, the earth,
and the sea, and said:
"Let there be Special
Forces."
Lightning did and
echo across the sky.
Mountains spewed molten
rock
and rained fire upon
the land.
Tidal waves surged against
the shore.
Dispair, disorder and
turmoil did prevail.
Forthwith, there did
appear
a band of twelve extraordinary
men.
A few came from beneath
the waves;
others jumped from the
sky;
and more still stalked
silently from the dense forests.
Each one was in camouflage
battle dress,
wearing a "Green
Beret".
Working together, they
brought peace unto the land.
God looked down and saw
that this was amazing.
And they were amazing;
they were "SPECIAL
FORCES".
Besides himself,
God now spake forth again
and commanded:
"Let all ye that be weak
in mind and body,
arise and go forth."
And lo, from the abyss
they crawled forward
with indecision
and limped weakly upon
the earth.
God looked down and shook
His head,
for this was pathetic.
And they were pathetic;
they were LEGS.
LEG =
A Pathetic non-airborne creature who
must walk everywhere he wishes to go!!
Being AIRBORNE is like being a VIRGIN
You either are or you are not.
Mail me : Frank