David and Doc head home after a desert ride.....
Don't interfere with something that ain't
botherin'you none.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a
rain dance.
The easiest way to eat crow is while it's
still warm. The colder it
gets,
the harder it is to swaller.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first
thing to do is stop diggin'.
If it don't seem like it's worth the effort,
it probably ain't.
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a
flock of sheep.
The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever
have to deal with watches
you
shave his face in the mirror every morning.
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of
some influence, try orderin'
somebody
else's dog around.
Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can
chew; your mouth is probably
a
whole lot bigger'n you think.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Generally, you ain't learnin' nothing when
your mouth's a-jawin'.
Tellin' a man to git lost and makin' him do
it are two entirely
different
propositions.
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a
look back every now and then
to
make sure it's still there with ya.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a
lotta that comes from bad
judgment.
When you give a personal lesson in meanness
to a critter or to a person,
don't
be surprised if they learn their lesson.
When you're throwin' your weight around, be
ready to have it thrown
around
by somebody else.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot
easier than puttin' it back.
Always take a good look at what you're about
to eat. It's not so
Important to know what it is, but it's sure
crucial to know what it was.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it
back in your pocket.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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