stolen from APJournal
(to the tune of Colonel Bogey -- lyrics anonymous, ca. 1939/40)

                              Hitler, he only has one ball.
                              Goering, has two but very small.
                              Himmler has something simmler,
                              But poor old Goebbels has no balls at  all.

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Dubya, he only has one ball.
Powell has two but very small;
Andy's, like gumdrop candies,
Poor Ari fairy has no stones at all.