If you are viewing this page with Internet Explorer and the layout looks all wonky, until I can cook up some better code, I highly suggest you get a real browser. If you're using a real browser and it still looks wonky, please let me know. For your reference, here's what the page layout should look like.
now, at long last, with pictures!
  • a Headline News cabled newsboy cap from Stitch 'n Bitch Nation
    headline news newsboy cap 5
  • deck o' cards notebook from ReadyMade
    deck o' cards notebook 1
  • Brainylady's basic cabled socks
    cabled socks! 2
  • another boring garter stitch scarf for myself
    rainbow Katia Nepal scarf 1
  • duct tape coin purse and keychain ID pouch
  • a birthday scarf for Nana
  • some junk out of wire
  • the scarf for Bill
active:
  • an amineko (yes, crochet - yes, in Japanese - no, I can't actually read the pattern)
  • a Dr. Who scarf (season 12 pattern) for the DH
  • a Linux illusion scarf
on indefinite hiatus:
  • a Wonderful Wallaby in Wool-Ease for Adler
  • the fuzzy steering wheel cover from Stitch 'n Bitch Nation for Lucy
  • a sleeveless top in Patons Fresco, semi-improvised pattern
  • Kitty Hat from Stitch n' Bitch in grey Wool-Ease
  • gigantic Wool-Ease T&Q sweater for the DH
  • skull & crossbones Christmas stocking
Hmm... the countdown seems to be broken - again. Until I can figure out why it stopped working, I guess I'll just update the thing manually.
  • 10 days 'til Bonnaroo!
  • 26 more days until Canada Day
  • 106 more shopping days until my b-day
  • 958 more days until W's out of the white house
I stole the idea for this cute little countdown feature straight from the far-superior blog bag 'n' trash, a fellow member of the mini knits webring. Wanna buy me something for one of these upcoming events? Well, I do have a Froogle wishlist and an Amazon.com wishlist. Hee.
  • Sufjan Stevens, Come On Feel the Illinoise and Greetings from Michigan, The Great Lake State
  • OK Go, Oh No
  • Shutting Out the Sun: How Japan Created Its Own Lost Generation by Michael Zielenziger
  • The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time by Mark Haddon

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

happy Satan Day!

666, baby! The number of the beast!

So far today, I have done these evil things:
  • taken an evil shower and washed my evil dreadlocks

  • done some evil laundry

  • rearranged my evil sock drawer

  • run my evil Where's George bill reports

  • updated my evil blog template


I still need to:
  • beat up an emo kid

  • enter 66 evil bills at Where's George

  • run all my Hits by County, Hits by Zip, and Hits by City reports on WG

  • work on my evil knitting

  • go to the evil laundromat to finish the evil laundry, because our evil basement (where our evil washer and dryer are) is infested with evil fleas thanks to the neighbors' evil cat

  • call work and see if any of my evil co-workers will cover for me this weekend, so I can go to my friend's evil baby shower in NYC (and if not, put a hex on all evil co-workers)

  • post a bunch more times on this evil blog


Exciting! Evil is all around today, isn't it? Yeah! \m/ evil \m/