explanations for what happened to my face:
10. I cut myself shaving
9. I wanted to shell some walnuts, but couldn’t find a nutcracker, so I used my head.
8. I dozed off during an NMCI briefing and smacked the table in front of me.
7. Meredith kicked me, round house style like Jean-Claude VanDamme.
6. Another Volleyball mishap.
5. Bicycle accident.
4. Bobby was playing with mommy’s scooter and my head got in the way.
3. I tried to re-enact the "Animal House smash the beer can on the forehead" trick.
2. I was working on the vacuum cleaner when somebody turned it on.
and the number one explanation
1. It’s fake. I just wanted to get some attention because...
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