Starby's Top TEN

explanations for what happened to my face:


10. I cut myself shaving

9. I wanted to shell some walnuts, but couldn’t find a nutcracker, so I used my head.

8. I dozed off during an NMCI briefing and smacked the table in front of me.

7. Meredith kicked me, round house style like Jean-Claude VanDamme.

6. Another Volleyball mishap.

5. Bicycle accident.

4. Bobby was playing with mommy’s scooter and my head got in the way.

3. I tried to re-enact the "Animal House smash the beer can on the forehead" trick.

2. I was working on the vacuum cleaner when somebody turned it on.

and the number one explanation


1. It’s fake. I just wanted to get some attention because...

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Here's what really happened: Face story

and here's day 3 of the carnage:


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