My Fantabulous Mark McGwire Story!

Once upon a time, there was a little boy named McGwire.
Nobody liked him because he was such a dork



So he grew up really fast and became a big baseball player star type guy with lots and lots of friends



But out of all his friends, the one he loved the most was bat, his childhood companion



He and bat did everything together
The stretched together...



...played golf together...



...awed the croud together...



and even joined a broadway chorus line together!



But one day, bat and McGwire got into a fight and refused to speak to each other


Bat ran away from home, and at first McGwire didn't care. He hung out with his other friends, like Pete B. Gaye



But after awhile, when bat didn't come home, McGwire became worried, and neither ate nor drank...



...until he got a hankerin' for some bubble gum



But McGwire got to thinking about all the times he'd spent with bat as a little dork...



McGwire decided to visit Pete B. Gayes parents, who were magic people and could tell him where to find bat



In their drunk stupor they told McGwire that bat had been kidnapped!!!!!!!!!!
McGwire was blown away by the news!!!!



He decided to buff himself up and go rescue bat



He faced many perils on his way............like flying baseball ninjas...



...Smelly people...



...And butt grabbings galore



But McGwire finally found bat's captor and shoved him to death...



...and rescued bat in the nick of time!



Bat and McGwire were together again, and oh so happy!



Then McGwire's fondish wish came true.....



...Bat turned into a real boy!!



And there was much rejoicing



~~~~~~~ The End ~~~~~~~

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