JOEL'S JOKE PAGE

 

  

1. Rainbows are nothing but colors showing off! It's a pathetic cry for help!

 

   2. A telemarketing group called ACA asked if I would donate my liver.

It turned out to be the American Cannibal Association!
     3. A homeless man asked me for some change. I bought hima prostitute.

 I said, there you go, I bet that's a change!

 

   4. I'm a big fish in a small pond! I'm an even bigger fish in a glass of water!
         5. How many Gods does it take to change a lightbulb?   Just one. And all he has to do is say let there be light.

 

 

 

6. A little tip. Don't pee on strangers. And if you do. Tell them your sorry.
      7. The devil asked to buy my soul for $10.00. I talked him  up to $20.00!