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If everything was about running...
...words would take on different meanings:
- 401K - a 250 mile ultra marathon.
- Alternative Energy Sources - fat or carbohydrate
- Binge Drinking - what you do at aid stations
- Carbon Footprint - tracks made by shoes with carbon fiber soles
- Dirty Old Man - a Masters trail runner
- Go Pound Sand - take a run on the beach
- Handgun - a noise making device used to start races
- Iran - what you did today
- Jiffy Lube - quick stop to apply more Vaseline or Body Glide
- Life Choices - deciding between the 50K and 50 mile races
- LSD - Long Slow Distance, known to cause hallucinations
- Oil Embargo - when you're trying to cut down on fat intake
- Porn - sexy pictures of the new trail shoes you want
- Racist - an expert at running races
- Red Tape - used for marking a race course
- Presidential Race - McCain and Obama in a trail race for president
- Running Mate - each candidate needs a pacer, right?
- Skid Row - steep downhill section with loose rocks
- Strip Search - how you check for ticks after a trail run
- Unidentified White Powder - used for marking a race course
- Utilitarian - someone who carries more stuff on their belt than Batman
- Wife Beater - a guy who finishes the race before his wife
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