The best damn Global Warming FAQ you'll ever read!!!
This FAQ is authored by The Sage, copyright © 2007-2009 -- All rights reserved

"[The current anthropomorphic global warming nonsense is based on] inherently untrustworthy climate models, similar to those that cannot accurately forecast the weather a week from now"

(Dr. Richard Lindzen)

WHAT IS GLOBAL WARMING?
 
 
Objectives...

In this FAQ you will learn:
  • What happens when Ice Ages end.
  • What the most potent and most ignored greenhouse gas of them all is.
  • The Devil is in the details.
  • The best way to swallow a lie is to sandwich it between two truths.
Outline...
  1. What is global warming?
  2. And now for the rest of the story...
  3. The Greenhouse Effect
  4. The mythical magical acidic ocean
  5. Misguided intentions
  6. In conclusion
  7. Appendix A: The Vostok Data
  8. Appendix B: Radiation Balance
  9. Appendix C: Links you might enjoy visiting

Have you ever heard of global warming? I'm sure you have...it's all over the media. Do you believe in global warming as presented by the media? If you are like most people you will answer, "Yes". But why? Because that is what you've been told to believe. So what is their story versus what is the real story? Let's start off by parroting some of the facts as told by the media. The story goes like this:

  1. From 1850 ("pre-industrial times") until 1998, atmospheric CO2 concentrations have increased from 280 ppm (parts per million by volume) to 381 ppm. Most of this change has been attributed to Industrial Age fossil fuel burning.
  2. Such high concentrations of CO2 have been unmatched in the last 420,000 years and "maybe" even the last 20,000,000 years.
  3. This is a concern because CO2 is a "greenhouse gas" and any global increase in CO2 will result in a global increase in temperature. Approximately 1.26°F increase has been attributed to Industrial Age fossil fuel burning.
  4. The result will be your typical end-of-the-world scenario, complete with melting ice caps and the mass extinction of polar bears living there, and sea levels rising anywhere from six to twenty feet, causing a loss of coastal habitats along with the lives of millions of humans who live there.

You can read all about the technical aspects of global warming I mentioned above at the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) website. The claims for global warming all sound so authoritative and scientifically unquestionable, that it is hard to imagine anyone could question their validity. But their validity is questionable when they haven't told you everything there is to know about climate and CO2 levels.
 

AND NOW FOR THE REST OF THE STORY...

What exactly is the IPCC? It is a department within the United Nations in which approximately 600 scientists vote on scientific issues of political interest. These 600 scientists are allowed to vote even on topics that are outside their area of expertise. After the vote is taken, a summary report is written, based on hand picked comments made that are in agreement with the final vote, by the scientist electorate. It is a completely unscientific process but a very political-minded one (remember how the IPCC awarded $1,000,000 of taxpayers money to Al Gore for promoting their report on global warming?). Science obviously can never be a democracy because facts are not something you vote for. Here are some of the facts the IPCC ignored or naively tried to vote out of existence:

  1. Beginning in 1850, the Little Ice Age started coming to a slow end, so shouldn't the temperature be rising after an Ice Age ends, even a little one? Obviously not all current global warming can be blamed solely on humans -- some of it has to be the natural result of the Little Ice Age ending -- yet the IPCC blames ALL of it on humans. Something just isn't right with IPCC's claim. What were they expecting? For the Little Ice Age to last forever and ever?
  2. Over the last 100 million years, CO2 levels have averaged 610 ppm with a peak of 1200 ppm. Over the last 500 million years, CO2 levels have averaged 1700 ppm average with a peak of 4600 ppm. Yet temperatures throughout these time periods were similar to today's (not counting the couple of 30 million year long Ice Ages that regularly occurred during this time frame). Extreme CO2 levels obviously do not play a major role in determining climate but are overridden by something else even more powerful.
  3. What could be more powerful than all the greenhouse gases combined? Water vapor! Whereas the radiative forcing of CO2 is 1.46 W/m2, water vapor comes in over three times that value, or 4.26 W/m2 and whereas CO2 is measured in ppm, water vapor is measured in percent. The atmosphere currently is comprised of 0.04% CO2 by volume and has an average of 2.5% water vapor, therefore since there is over 65 times more water vapor than CO2, which with over three times the heat generating capacity, has 200 times more influence over the greenhouse effect than CO2! Furthermore, humans are not even the greatest contributor of CO2. Compare the human fossil fuel contribution of 5.5 billion tons of CO2 to the atmosphere each year, to that of oceans (90 billion tons) and land vegetation (60 billion tons) -- humans do not even come close! Then there is the fact that water vapor has feedback, unlike CO2, in the form of clouds. Increase the amount of clouds, which increases the amount of radiation reflected away from Earth back into space, and temperatures will drop to the tune of -18 W/m2 of radiation forcing!
  4. Current global warming is not something new or without precedence and has been happening ever since the last Ice Age glaciation ended about 22,000 years ago. Since then...
    1. Average global temperatures have risen dramatically. 22,000 years ago temperatures were 9°C (16°F) lower than today . During the last 22,000 years of the current interglacial period, global temperatures are nowhere near as hot today as they got during the Holocene Climatic Optimum (+1.3°C higher than 1998 levels) -- and that is way too early in history to be able to blame humans and fossil fuels for causing!
    2. The ice caps have been shrinking dramatically. 22,000 years ago the Arctic ice cap used to cover all of Canada but it has already shrunk to a relatively insignificant fraction of its former size as the Greenland ice cap -- as one would logically expect ice caps to do every time an Ice Age ends.
    3. Sea levels have been rising dramatically. 22,000 years ago, sea levels were 300 feet lower than today, but rose in direct proportion to size that the ice caps shrunk, in response to rising temperatures -- as one would logically expect the sea level to do every time an Ice Age ends.

Aside from Ice Ages (of which we presently are in the midst of) the vast majority of time the average global temperature has hovered around 22°C, independent of CO2 levels or solar insolation variations. There are two things to note here. One is that while the Sun drives the climate, it is the configuration of the Earth's atmosphere, land, and ocean that determine climate, hence the reason the Sun cannot be blamed for Ice Ages or Warming Periods. Two is that while 22°C is 7°C higher than today's average of 15°C, for the vast majority of Earth's history there have been no ice caps present at the poles, so while the average temperature was higher, the vast majority of that 7°C difference occurs only at the poles.

Rising CO2 levels is not something new and has been happening ever since the last Ice Age glaciation period ended about 22,000 years ago. Back then, CO2 levels were a mere 180 ppm, but note that as the temperatures increased, CO2 levels would only increase after a lag time of 800 ± 200 years. Also note that during the Late Ordovician Period, CO2 concentrations were a staggering 4400 ppm (12 times higher than 1998 levels), yet an Ice Age sprang up during that time period that lasted for 30 million years.


THE GREENHOUSE EFFECT
Anything that you can cook in an oven you can cook in a solar oven...it's the same principals as a greenhouse...shortwave radiation goes in, longwave radiation can't get out" (Madrid, Ofelia. OCT 2007. Coronado students cooking with solar-powered oven, NE VALLEY NEWS)
The only way longwave radiation cannot get out of an oven is if no longwave radiation is generated in the first place. It would be impossible for no radiation to escape, seeing as all objects emit some radiation, and the temperatures inside of any oven will be predominantly longwave radiation. Look up Wien's Law and the Planck Energy Distribution formula.
Understand that while the oven's temperature is rising due to radiation input from the Sun, the temperature will steadily increase, but the temperature will not increase to infinity. Somewhere along the line the temperature will stabilize. At this point the energy of the radiation entering the oven will equal the energy leaving the oven. It has to because if the energy of the radiation entering the oven were greater than the energy leaving the oven, the temperature would be increasing, and if the energy of the radiation entering the oven were less than the energy leaving the oven, the oven would be cooling down. This intuitive relation between radiation balance and temperature neglects the effect of heat capacity and phase changes of materials, since heat capacity only affects the response between changes in radiation levels and temperature and phase changes only occur at one particular temperature, when a substance is in the act of melting or freezing -- and clearly these two things are irrelevant to an oven as described above.

Temperature is the measure of the sum of the kinetic energy of all particles in a system. It is the motion of the particles that is felt as temperature. The kinetic energy can be transferred three ways:

  1. By direct collisions with other particles. This is called conduction.
  2. By being physically transported from one area to another. This is called convection.
  3. By converting kinetic energy into photons and expelling the photons. This is called radiation.

All three effects occur in a Greenhouse. The Greenhouse itself has direct contact with the ground and air, allowing heat to be conducted through them. There are convective currents inside and outside the Greenhouse, although inside the Greenhouse, convective currents usually cease when the temperature layers become stratified, i.e. -- the air near the ceiling of the Greenhouse will be hotter than that near the ground, and convection currents will be suppressed since the heavier cool air will not rise into the lighter hot air. That leaves radiation which gives by far the greatest contributution to temperature.

The glass used in a Greenhouse is transparent to shortwave radiation and opaque to longwave radiation. Any radiation absorbed will be re-emitted in all directions equally, therefore 50% of the radiation absorbed by glass will be re-emitted back into the Greenhouse.

If 100% of the Sun's predominantly shortwave radiation is absorbed and the re-emitted as infrared radiation by objects in a Greenhouse, the glass will absorb and re-radiate 50% of that energy back into the Greenhouse. So now the total energy received by the objects inside the Greenhouse will be 150% that of the Sun alone. Now 50% of that 50% will be absorbed and re-emitted back into the Greenhouse, and so on and so forth until the limit of this geometrical series is reached, at which point the total sum of energy in the Greenhouse will be 200% that of the Sun alone. This is the Greenhouse effect.

CO2 and water vapor acts just like the glass does in a Greenhouse. They too are transparent to shortwave radiation and opaque to longwave radiation.

I want you to realize that without the greenhouse effect, life on this planet would not be possible. The blackbody temperature of the Earth works out to be -18°C, yet the actual average temperature of the Earth is +15°C. This 33°C difference is due to the greenhouse effect, of which water vapor contributes 30°C and CO2 contributes 3°C of that difference. Now if a drop in temperature of 9°C would plunge us into the peak of a major glaciation, imagine what a drop in temperature of 33°C would do!


THE MYTHICAL MAGICAL ACIDIC OCEAN
"So much CO2 has been generated that the oceans are no longer capable of absorbing any more CO2 and/or the ocean is therefore becoming more and more acidic."
The oceans are currently alkaline, so before the oceans can become "more acidic" they would first have to become "more neutral". This is more like a play on words than science because in relative terms, whenever we raise the pH of a solution, we say we are making it "more alkaline" and whenever the pH of a solution is decreased, we say we are making it "more acidic", regardless of the absolute pH. So if we take a very acidic solution and make it "more alkaline", we can say this even if the final solution is still quite acidic (ph < 7). Likewise, if we take a very alkaline solution and make it "more acidic", we can say this even if the final solution is still quite alkaline (ph > 7). In other words, just because the oceans are becoming "more acidic" does not mean the oceans will BECOME acidic. In absolute terms they will first have to become neutral. There is yet an ever greater elementary scientific blunder here than this when making the claim that the oceans are turning acidic because of the fact that...
"The addition (or removal) of CO2 to a solution does not change [it's] alkalinity" (Wikipedia)
Most of the CO2 in the oceans comes from the weathering of CaSiO3 into CaCO3 and SiO2 from rain and not direct absorption from the atmosphere. Absorption from the atmosphere is too slow to be of significance and therefore has no effect on the pH of the oceans. The world's oceans have been fixed at a pH of 8.1 for hundreds of millions of years because CO2 and CaCO3 form a self-correcting feedback loop. Let me illustrate...
  1. DIRECT ATMOSPHERIC ADSORPTION:

    CO2 + H2O H2CO3 H+ + HCO3- H+ + CO3-2.

    This equilibrium is dependant on the pH of the water, with high pH favoring CO3-2 and low pH favoring H2CO3, and HCO3- inbetween.

  2. ADSORPTION VIA WEATHERING:

    CaCO3 Ca2+ + HCO3- Ca2+ + CO3-2.

    This equilibrium is dependant on the pH of the water, with high pH favoring CO3-2 and low pH favoring CaCO3, and HCO3- inbetween.
Therefore, if the pH increases (becomes more alkaline from something else other than CO2, since CO2 cannot change the alkalinity of a solution), H2CO3 will disassociate into it's lower pH H+ + HCO3- components, thereby negating any increase in pH. Likewise, if the pH decreases (becomes more acidic), H+ + HCO3- recombines into H2CO3, thereby negating any decrease in pH. The net effect of these two equilibriums is that ocean water remains at a constant 8.1 pH no matter what the concentration of CO2 in the atmosphere or rocks is.
MISGUIDED INTENTIONS

Virgin boss Richard Branson offered a $25 million reward to "find someone on Earth who could devise a way of removing the lethal amount of CO2 from the Earth's atmosphere". Apparently Mr Branson has more money then he knows what to do with, so he is throwing it away on some silly and immature childhood fantasy of "saving the world". The world has been through worse things than a CO2 level of 381 ppm and climbing, for example, it survived CO2 levels of 4400 ppm during the Late Ordovician Period -- and not only were temperatures then no hotter than they are today, the Late Ordovician Period ended with a 30 million year long Ice Age. Clearly there are negative feedback mechanisms already in place, to counteract a runaway greenhouse effect, that the scientific establishment hasn't educated themselves on yet. What happens when people go meddling in something that they do not fully understand in order to try and "fix it"? As those who remember history know all too well, they will only make things worse. Much worse. So if Mr Branson wants to save the world from CO2 by meddling with the Earth's currently unknown but natural checks and balances, who is going to save us from the meddling of people like Mr Branson? The only reason Greenland has an ice cap now is because we are in the middle of an Ice Age. These messiah wannabees want the Earth to stay like it is now, forever and ever, when for the vast majority of Earth's history, Greenland didn't have a ice cap. It isn't normal for Greenland to have an ice cap and someday, when this current Ice Age ends, Greenland will no longer have an ice cap again. What are the filthy rich meddlers and dreamers like Mr Branson going to do then? Rearrange the Earth's atmosphere and orbit so the Ice Ages will return? And what will happen when things go terribly wrong, like they did for the inhabitants of the Moon on the Sci-Fi TV series, SPACE 1999? We don't need your stinking help! If Mr Branson really wants to help the world, what would be wrong with spending his money on rebuilding Iraq (after the American troops leave) or feeding all the starving people in Somalia? The world really would be a better place then.

John Martin used to ignorantly boast that if you give him “half [a] tanker of iron...I will give you an ice age. His "theory" is that since algae thrive on carbon dioxide and iron, by massively dumping iron into the oceans, a massive algae bloom would occur which would result in a massive decrease in atmospheric carbon dioxide. The problem is, carbon dioxide does not exist only in the atmosphere, in fact there is 2.3 times more carbon dioxide in the ocean as there is in the atmosphere -- not including deep ocean carbon dioxide, in which case there is 53 times as much carbon dioxide in the ocean as there is in the atmosphere. So naturally when all that algae start taking up all that carbon dioxide, they won't take it just from the atmosphere and leave the ocean all alone. They will rob the ocean more than they will rob the atmosphere because the ocean has more to rob. What effect will that have on ocean life that depend on carbon dioxide? And what will happen to the oceans and the atmosphere when all the iron gets used up and things return to normal, with the exception of the mass die off of all that algae? That's the problem with unproven ideas like that -- you just don't know what else to expect from them. So if Mr Martin wants to save the world from CO2 by meddling with the Earth's currently unknown but natural checks and balances, who is going to save us from the meddling of people like Mr Martin?

IN CONCLUSION

People in general seem to be living under some kind of delusion that the Earth is a museum of some sort, where nothing ever changes but stays preserved for all eternity just the way we see it today. Earth's average temperature stared to decline when the Antarctic moved over the South Pole six million years ago. The average temperature plummeted when South America rotated into its current position four million years ago and nearly completely closed off the Atlantic from the Pacific. Is it just a coincidence that everytime an Ice Age occurs on Earth that there is at least one major continent over one of the poles, and worldwide oceanic circulation is choked off by continents that span nearly the entire distance from the North to the South Pole as we are currently configured in? Do you believe that a mere 381ppm of CO2 levels will override an entire world of oceans?

Politicians, sensationalists, and alarmists are quibbling over a few millimeters rise in sea level, when sea levels have varied plus and minus four meters (12 feet) in the last 6,000 years, and 20,000 years ago sea levels were 120 meters (390 feet) lower than they are today. Polar bears have seen worse conditions, such as during the Medieval Warming Period when Greenland had less ice than it does today (Norse farmsteads at Brattahlid, Greenland are still uninhabitable and it is still impossible to grow grain and raise diary cattle there as the Vikings did during the Medieval Warming Period). The Little Ice Age reversed the "damage" done by the Medieval Warming Period, but the Little Ice Age ended in 1890AD and we are still not as warm as it was during the Medieval Warming Period, as can be proven by the fact that "The cultivation of grapes for wine making was extensive throughout the southern portion of England from about 1100 to around 1300 (Lamb 1965). This represents a northward latitude extension of about 500 km from where grapes are presently [in 2002] grown in France and Germany. Grapes were also grown in the north of France and Germany at this time, areas which even today do not sustain commercial vineyards...vineyards were found at 780 meters above sea level in Germany. Today they are found up to 560 meters. If one assumes a 0.6-0.7ºC change/100 meter vertical excursion, these data imply that the average mean temperature was 1.0-1.4ºC higher than the present...further botanical evidence which suggests a climatic shift to a colder time is the lowering of the tree line by 70 to 300 meters in the Alps (Lamb 1977, p. 436). This observation is supported by the remains of peat deposits and forests at higher elevations than they presently occur. A similar 100-200 meter lowing of the tree line also occurred in Northern Germany.Iceland experienced a 300 meter lowering of the tree line to the present day levels (Lamb 1977, p. 228)"

Steven Dutch has a website that puts yours to shame, titled "Stuff You Won't See On The Average Climate Skeptic's Blog"
...and let's hope we never do. Steven apparently believes that the scientific way to find patterns in the climate is to tally the National Weather Service or Google for hits on record lows and highs, but what he is really doing is showing us that he doesn't know the difference between climate and weather -- something he faults others for not being able to do. Steven attempts to demonstrate that at least he knows the difference but then fails by stating that, "Weather is short term variations in the atmosphere. Climate is long term energy balance". What kind of nonsense is that? Weather is the variation in atmospheric conditions for a specific location while climate is the typical weather that can be expected for a specific location. For example, a desert climate is specific for deserts. The National Weather Service is only valid in the United States, not the entire world, which brings up yet another concept that Steve fails to understand -- the difference between local and global climate. We have already seen that climate is the typical weather that can be expected for a specific location, but a global climate, in turn, isn't something that actually exists, but rather is a mathematical average of all the climates in the world. And if that isn't enough, Steven is demonstrating that he is confusing "record-breaking" with "average". It is not the record peak temperatures that determine average tempertures or climate trends, it is the average of all temperatures. It is very possible and common for lower than average temperatures in a specific location to be interspersed with a few record breaking highs. Steven then goes on to challenge those who disagree with him to, "Explain why a freak snowfall someplace counts more than a millennium's worth of data on record high and low temperatures?", which is an example of resorting to a logical fallacy since there is no weather or climate data on record going back any earlier than 1850. Steven's discourse turns out to be much worse than the alleged skeptics he attempts to refute. I have never seen so many logical fallacies in one place and for someone that has "spent 40 years studying science and pseudoscience", I would have expected Steven to know better than to resort to one pseudoscientific logical fallacy after another.
"But the rate at which temperature is rising is greater now more than at any other time in history"
As we have seen, that so-called history isn't the entire history of humankind, much less the history of the entire Earth. Temperatures have risen much more dramatically at other times in history -- at the end of the Dryas Period, for example (10 degrees in 20 years). Furthermore, weather records are not very useful since they have only existed since the late 1800's to the early 1900's. The only weather stations in existence in the USA then, were predominantly installed at military installations (President Grant made this a law on February 9, 1870). Later on, as the real estate around the military installations developed into full blown cities, an "urban heat island" effect was created around them. This urban heat island effect has given the false impression that temperatures have been rising more than they actually have been because all of the measurements taken before those urban heat islands existed. With the advent of satellites and other technology, more accurate and global temperature measurements are just beginning to be made, but they are too late to for us to make comparisons to any significant past history.
We have just emerged from what was called the "Little Ice Age" (1200-1890). Shouldn't temperatures be rising anyway? Of course they should be! What else would you expect? That temperatures would drop or remain stable at the end of every Ice Age, even a little one? Of course not, temperatures would be expected to rise, and sure enough, they are rising just like they should be doing after a Little Ice Age.
You have to at least ask yourself, "What is normal?". Seeing as our weather recordings have only existed only for the last 150 years or less, and most of that was performed using uncompensated "eyeball" readings of liquid thermometers, "normal" can only refer to what little we have seen in the last 150 years or less. That is hardly an accurate representation of what is "normal", for something that is so chaotic and mostly unpredictable. Therefore, for weather to be "abnormal", it has to be an extreme weather event that lasts for more than one or two days, or even one or two months. It has to be a year round thing.
"But temperatures are higher now than at any other time in history"
Temperatures are only higher now than they have been since any other time since the late 1800's. Temperatures are still not as hot as they were during the Holocene Climatic Optimum or the Medieval Warm Period (700-1200AD). To reach that point, the average worldwide temperatures would still have to increase by at least one more degree. And while the governments of the world are trying to get people to panic in fear over the loss of the Greenland ice cap, the fact is that we already lost the Greenland ice cap once before during the Medieval Warm Period, when the ice cap over Greenland was much smaller than it is today, allowing the Vikings to establish settlements there until the Little Ice Age drove them away and allowed the ice cap to regrow to its current size.
"Ice Ages are caused by variations in the Earth's orbital geometry"
These variations, called Milankovitch cycles, have existed for the entire 4.5 billion year history of the Earth, whereas Ice Ages have been rare. We have only been in an Ice Age for the last 2.4 million years, and the last Ice Age before this one occurred 100 million years ago and lasted for 30 million years. Clearly orbital variations do not cause Ice Ages.
"Ice Ages are caused by variations in the Sun's output"
The amount of sunlight received by the Earth from the Sun is called the solar constant. The Sun is what drives the weather, but it does not determine the climate. Climate is determined by other things, such as latitude, prevailing winds, and the proximity of mountain ranges or bodies of water. While there is a short-term correlation between the very small variations in solar output and overall global temperatures, this correlation entirely disappears in the long-range. Case in point: some so-called scientists believe that the Little Ice Age was caused by a low solar output, such as the Maunder Minimum, but the Little Ice Age lasted 500 years while the Manunder Minimum lasted only 70 and it occurred 200 years after the Little Ice Age had already begun and ended 200 years before the Little Ice Age ended -- how do they explain that without putting the cart before the horse? The rest of the Little Ice Age, before and after the Maunder Minimum, saw only average solar output, yet temperatures were not average for that time spread, but quite a bit below average. In the last 4.5 billion years, the Sun's output has steadily increased by 30%, yet global temperatures have hovered around 22°C, with the exception of an occasional Ice Age. If a 30% increase of the solar constant is not enough to plunge the Earth into thermal-runaway, why would anything else do so now? Clearly there are other feedback mechanisms that have a greater effect on climate than the things the IPCC has educated themselves on.

At the height of the last Ice Age, Santa Barbara, California was as cold as Juneau, Alaska currently is. The Polar Jet Stream flowed further south then it does today, thereby redirecting storm systems that currently bombard the east coast of the United States, to change course and head for the Sahara. Even during the Little Ice Age, it was noted by many historians from observing paintings during that time period, that in the Northern hemisphere there was much more cloud cover than what is considered the norm for today, so imagine how much more cloud cover would exist during a full blown Ice Age. This is what we have to look forward to during the next Ice Age. Even now we are at the point that all we need is the right trigger(s) to plunge us into the next round of 80,000 to 120,000 years of glaciation. This year (2008) saw one of those triggers -- a Maunder Minimum in the Solar cycle (no sunspots). Other triggers we have had are an increase in Polar Sea circulation and a decrease in salinity in the Gulf Stream. Yes, we are primed and ready for the next round of glaciation and I am looking forward to it. Why would I be looking forward to it? Because it will cause a great number of formerly habitable areas to become uninhabitable, areas like England, Canada, and the Northernmost States of America. For other areas close to those, it will mean a tremendous loss of crops, the appearance of new and virulent diseases like the Black Plague, and violent weather occuring further south. I doubt any World Wars will be fought on account of this next Ice Age, as many predict would occur in such situations, due to the fact that there won’t be enough resources or motivation enough to fight any wars long enough to do any lasting damage. Humankind will be in its survival mode then and anytime humans go into the survival mode, they suddenly became tolerant of each other on a global scale until things are going well again. It will be the end of the Superpowers and their meddling of our ecosystems, the political pontificating, and the lack of accountability or responsibility for anything they do or say. It will be the Earth's "Final Solution" to overpopulation and exploitation of its resources at the expense of the poor or unfortunate. I say good riddance to them all so we can start over with a clean slate!

APPENDIX A: THE VOSTOK DATA

If you watched the storytale by Al Gore titled AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH, you will remember an animated chart of temperature versus CO2 levels. I have seen similar charts like that all over the Internet so it made me wonder, where did all that data used to form that chart come from? Well the answer is, the data came from a very long ice core taken over a very thick portion of a glacier over a trapped lake in the Antarctic called Vostok lake. The data was taken in two parts: one set as temperature versus age and the other set as CO2 versus age. Although together they represent 3592 data points, there is much more temperature data than CO2 data (284 data points), and while the temperature data is taken at almost regular intervals in time, the CO2 measurements are somewhat erratic. The lowest common denominator are the CO2 data points, so this means that there will be some distortion in the time scale of these graphs, masking the detailed relationship between temperature and CO2. Statistics have been published on the Vostok data and the conclusion was that on average, CO2 lags temperature swings by about 800 years but none of the graphs appear to really show this, but then again, none of the graphs have ever had a high enough resolution to show 800 years intervals. So I decided to make my own graph based on the Vostok data, and I saved it as a PDF file . With a PDF file it is possible to magnify or reduce the image to a very large degree. Remember, each minor division represents, on average, 1463 years, so those tiny little differences in separation of temperature from CO2 levels is not something little but very large. So it is possible to use this PDF to visualize the CO2 lag. Other things you may want to notice is that:

  1. The last three interglacial periods (global warmings) all peaked out between 1.3°C to 1.7°C warmer than today. Since the Medieval Warming Period peaked out at 1.3°C warmer than today, this indicates we might already have peaked out and are already at the beginning of the next glaciation cycle (or in other words, the Little Ice Age was just the beginning of what is to come).
  2. Temperature vs CO2 track each other very well at the start of each interglacial, but they are way off at the start of each glaciation (temperature drops dramatically while CO2 remains constant or even rises!)
  3. Peak CO2 and peak temperatures always occur together (±800 years).
  4. Three out of four times, nadir temperature occurs hundreds or thousands of years before nadir CO2, indicating that CO2 has an insignificant effect on climate.
  5. The pattern of rising and falling temperature and CO2 resembles a sawtooth waveform, visually indicating that the current climate is oscillating. Oscillations in any system cannot occur unless the phase of the feedback at unity gain is zero (for positive feedback systems) or -180 degrees (for negative feedback systems). In plain english, that means that any climate feedback mechanisms have to be strong enough and in phase with the forcing event in order to flip-flop between two opposing states. But this is no ordinary oscillation, since the data plot resembles a sawtooth waveform and not a sinusoidal waveform, so the first thing that comes to mind is "relaxation oscillator", and because the "charge" rate is much greater than the "discharge" rate, there must be something in the climate that responds quicker to heating than it does to cooling, something that is a major factor in determining climate (notice that I said climate and not weather) and that something can only be the oceans and oceanic circulation.
  6. The global average temperature during the Little Ice Age was about 2°C lower in temperature than today, and it made survival difficult for humans then, so if we use that as our threshold for determining how long an interglacial lasts, the current interglacial period (Flandrian interglacial) has been around for about 12,000 years, the one before that (Riss-Wurm interglacial) lasted about 15,000 years, the one before that (Midel-Riss interglacial) about 4,000 years, and the one before that (Gunz-Mindel interglacial) at least 13,000 years.
  7. The total time covered by the Vostok data is 414,085 years and of those 414,085 years, the Earth has been subjected to brutally cold temperatures for (414,085 - 13,000 - 4,000 - 15,000 - 13,000 =) 369,085 of those years. The current climate is clearly a very short break in what otherwise should be a bitterly cold world. Now while 13,000 years of warm weather may seem like forever to short-sighted humans, it only represents 3.1% of the climate in the last 414,085 years.
  8. The glaciation before the last one (the Mindel-Riss interglacial) had some kind of catastrophe that cut that interglacial short. By the time the climate recovered, it was too late and climate had already plummeted well into a glaciation.
  9. The Vostok data contradicts the claim that the Earth's tilt triggers when glaciation begins and ends.
  10. Notice how CO2 goes off the page for the current year, yet temperature has barely budged compared to past CO2 and temperature excursions. Considering the evidence, it may very well be that we will not see any effect from this sudden blip in CO2 for up to 800 years -- if at all!
APPENDIX B: RADIATION BALANCE

The average temperature of the Moon is 107°C during the day, and -153°C at night, and the average of those two points is -23°C. Since the Earth is a similar distance from the Sun as the Moon, we would expect similar temperature extremes, but in fact, the average temperature of the Earth is 25°C during the day, and 5°C at night, and the average of those two points is 15°C. Although the Earth is a similar distance from the Sun as the Moon, what protects the Earth from similar temperature extremes is the greenhouse effect. The greenhouse effect does not simply raise temperatures, it also serves as a flywheel effect, equalizing out temperature extremes. For example, Venus has a much bigger "flywheel" with an atmosphere one hundred times greater than Earth's, so the temperature on Venus is 464°C day or night, equatorial or polar. A simple back-of-the-envelope calculation demonstrates that the average temperature of the Earth should be -18.39°C, which is 33°C colder than the Earth's actual average temperature of 15.08°C. The difference between -18.39°C for the Earth and -23°C for the Moon is due to the difference in albedo for the two entities.

Please refer to the following chart for the remainder of this discussion...



The basis for the numbers used in this chart were taken from here (see Figure 4.1 on page 4-8).

In any standard University thermodynamics textbook, you can read about something called the Stefan-Boltzmann Law, which says that the radiation emitted by a blackbody is proportional to the fourth power of absolute temperature -- which if you solve for temperature for the Earth, gives us the equation:

    By textbook definition:
      Temperature = [(RadiationIn * (1 - Albedo) / (4 * SBC)]0.25
    Where:
      Albedo      = 0.3,
      RadiationIn = Solar constant
                  = 1365 Wm-2,
      SBC         = Stefan-Boltzmann constant
                  = 5.6704e-8 Wm-2K-4.

This gives us a calculated temperature of (254.77°K =) -18.39°C, but what we need to understand here is that the atmosphere is where the greenhouse effect occurs and that is where the discrepancy between the calculated blackbody temperature of the Earth and its actual temperature arise. Let me be a little more specific here. Albedo is analogous to "shininess". The more shiny an object is, the higher its albedo, and the higher the albedo the more radiation it reflects without absorption back into space. The albedo of the Earth is mainly determined by four things: land, ocean, atmosphere, and clouds. Clouds have a high albedo -- they reflect a lot more radiation than they absorb. Oceans have a low albedo -- they absorb more radiation than they reflect. At any one time, there are typically enough clouds in the atmosphere to reflect 20% of all the energy received from the Sun, back into space. There is enough dust in the atmosphere to reflect 6%, leaving the land and oceans, which reflect another 4%, giving a grand total of 30%. That leaves only 70% of the Sun's energy that is absorbed by the Earth to heat the land and oceans with. Actually it is worse than that because the clouds and atmosphere absorb an additional 18% of the Sun's energy before it reaches the Earth, so in reality only 51% of the Sun's energy that is received by the Earth to be absorbed by the lands and oceans.

So why is the Earth so warm? Well you know that energy that was absorbed by the clouds and atmosphere? It is converted into heat and that heat contributes to the total temperature of the Earth. That is the greenhouse effect, but there is more. Remember that 51% of the Sun's energy that was absorbed by the lands and oceans? Well that energy does not just sit around, 7% of that energy is directly conducted to the Earth's atmosphere, while 23% of that energy is converted into the greenhouse gas, water vapor, and transported (via convection) around the world. Of the remaining 21%, 14% is intercepted on its way out into space by dust and by well known greenhouse gases like CO2.

So what does this mean? If instead of speaking in terms of Wm-2 or percentages, we speak in terms of Radiation Units (RU), we can simplify this dicussion a little. If we let 100RU = 1365 Wm-2, what we have learned so far is that of the 100RU that the Earth receives, only 100 - 4 - 20 - 6 = 70RU make it to the surface, but the amount of radiation absorbed and re-emitted is 16 + 3 + 51 + 14 + 23 + 7 = 114RU. So while we started out with 1365 * 0.70 = 955.5 Wm-2 for heating the Earth, due to the greenhouse effect we end up with 1365 * 1.14 = 1556 Wm-2. Substituting that into the Stefan-Boltzmann equation we come up with [1556 / (4 * 5.6704e-8)] = 287.8°K = 14.65°C. This number is a little off from the measured 1960s average temperature of 15.05°C but it is definitely in the ballpark range. This is forgivable seeing as the numbers we used to calcuate this are only vague observations and not exact measurements, and so it justifies us making small tweaks to the values above in order to get a better approximation, as you can see if you allow your mouse to hover over each cell to see which values I actually used.

So how does CO2 fit into all of this? CO2 only accounts for 4.67RU of the total radiation budget, therefore, as I have mentioned already, CO2 only accounts for about 3 out of the 33°C of the greenhouse effect (see Table D2, p39 of the US Dept of Energy (DOE) report, Alternatives to Traditional Transportation Fuels 1994).

NOTE: The chart used for this discussion was taken from a spreadsheet that I used to model the current climate of the Earth, with CO2 at 1960s levels (333ppm). Note that the modeled results are for a static model, not a dynamic model. Do not expect to use any model to predict future or past climate, because they will fail. The reason for this is because some of the variables are not linear functions of temperature. Take cloud cover for example. As temperature rises, so does the amount of cloud cover, but as cloud cover increase, the albedo also increases, which counteracts the temperature rise. So double the energy does not mean double the temperature, in fact, it might even mean negative temperature. On the other hand, all of the greenhouse gases, except for water vapor, are linear functions of temperature, when they are not over-ridden by other factors, therefore they are not the major temperature determining factors. These variables and their functions have been impossible to determine so far, so all we have to go by is past history to predict the future by. Interestingly, when I increase CO2 to 381ppm, the temperature increase is exactly the same increase as has been observed. The reason I take this result with a grain of salt is because if I apply this model to the previous 1000 years of history, the model fails since CO2 levels have been a constant 280ppm while the global average temperature has changed -2°C to +1.3°C.

APPENDIX C: LINKS YOU MIGHT ENJOY VISITING
Abrupt Climate Change: Should We Be Worried?
Atmospheric Evolution
Climate and the Carboniferous Period
Climatic Research Unit
Global Warming Petition Project
PRECESSION and other fluctuations in Earth's Orbit
Quaternary Geology of the New York City Region
The Carbon Cycle
The Carbon Cycle in the Ocean and the Iron Hypothesis
The Geologic Record and Climate Change