ALL ABOUT ME

my family

Denise Looking Goddessly Yep! You're looking at me: The SCAMP Goddess Herself. I have a BA degree in Early Childhood Education, completed my post graduate work in English Literature, and went on to teach elementary school in the NYC Public School System. After a few years of repeating myself endlessly, I switched to sales, but resigned after realizing that it required the same skill set. Now I divide my time among the following activities: cooking, cleaning, accounting, consulting, web site design, marketing, domestic engineering, parenting (that never ends), advice columnist, partner to my beautiful lover, and property manager.
In my spare time, I'm a writer. To read hilarious true stories about my life click on My Escapades in the top menu bar., or click on My Fiction for more serious writing. Most recently, I've started a new series documenting unbelievable tales of what it's like to be a property manager. Anyone who has ever thought of buying rental property should read this. Click on "Tenants Straight From Hell" and follow me on my journey.
Carol
This is my partner. Is she cute or what? She is an OUT and PROUD Corporate Executive, who changed careers after 30 years to become a Commercial Realtor. EVen though she managed to snag Re/Max's Platinum Award AND complete her CCIM in her first year, the market crashed and Real Estate went in the dumpster. Now she's back in corporate. Valentine's Day, 2009 made 20 years that we have been together. The people who know us will tell you that our longevity is a bona fide miracle, but really... who could resist that face?

This is Lisa, my first born. I want to be on the same diet she's on. Sorry girls, she's not a lesbian. But she's newly single again. Ya never know. (Can you believe it? I spawned two heterosexuals!) Sigh! I used to be embarrassed about their unnatural proclivities, but I joined P.F.H.O. (Parents and Friends of Heterosexual Offspring) and learned to love them for who they are. Note from Lisa: My mother says I'm the most wonderful daughter in the world. Now, this only makes sense since my mother is the List Goddess and, as you all well know, perfection comes from perfection. I am TRULY a Goddess in training. =) **Note from Mom... Isn't she witty?

This is my 35 year old son, Eric. He's heterosexual as well. He's showing off in the picture because he just beat me and Carol in a hot game of cribbage. He's single, never married, no kids - and he makes a hell of a gorgonzola-stuffed chicken breast. Send me pictures of all available female candidates.

Yep! You're looking at me: The SCAMP Goddess Herself. I have a BA degree in Early Childhood Education, completed my post graduate work in English Literature, and went on to teach elementary school in the NYC Public School System. After a few years of repeating myself endlessly, I switched to sales, but resigned after realizing that it required the same skill set. Now I divide my time among the following activities: cooking, cleaning, accounting, consulting, web site design, marketing, domestic engineering, parenting (that never ends), advice columnist, partner to my beautiful lover, and property manager. In my spare time, I'm a writer. To read hilarious true stories about my life click on My Escapades in the top menu bar., or click on My Fiction for more serious writing. Most recently, I've started a new series documenting unbelievable tales of what it's like to be a property manager. Anyone who has ever thought of buying rental property should read this. Click on "Tenants Straight From Hell" and follow me on my journey.	This is my partner. Is she cute or what? She is an OUT and PROUD Corporate Executive, who changed careers after 30 years to become a Commercial Realtor. EVen though she managed to snag Re/Max's Platinum Award AND complete her CCIM in her first year, the market crashed and Real Estate went in the dumpster. Now she's back in corporate. Valentine's Day, 2009 made 20 years that we have been together. The people who know us will tell you that our longevity is a bona fide miracle, but really... who could resist that face?
This is Lisa, my first born. I want to be on the same diet she's on. Sorry girls, she's not a lesbian. But she's newly single again. Ya never know. (Can you believe it? I spawned two heterosexuals!) Sigh! I used to be embarrassed about their unnatural proclivities, but I joined P.F.H.O. (Parents and Friends of Heterosexual Offspring) and learned to love them for who they are. Note from Lisa: My mother says I'm the most wonderful daughter in the world. Now, this only makes sense since my mother is the List Goddess and, as you all well know, perfection comes from perfection. I am TRULY a Goddess in training. =) **Note from Mom... Isn't she witty?
This is my 35 year old son, Eric. He's heterosexual as well. He's showing off in the picture because he just beat me and Carol in a hot game of cribbage. He's single, never married, no kids - and he makes a hell of a gorgonzola-stuffed chicken breast. Send me pictures of all available female candidates.