Just Fo' Laffs

Q: What kind of parrot hangs upside down in a cave?
A: A bat, which is not a parrot at all.

Q: Why did the bank robber bring a hammer to the movies?
A: He had recently purchased the hammer at the hardware store, and did not have time to take it home before the movie started.

Q: Where does a vampire keep his money?
A: In a Transylvanian bank account.

Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch?
A: A very unlucky time.

Q: What did the scientist say to the other scientist?
A: I am on the verge of making a major scientific discovery.

Q: What is the difference between a dozen bricks and a baker's dozen bricks?
A: One brick.

All jokes were submitted by Ashley Price (age six) of El Cajon, California. Kids! Keep the jokes coming, and you might see them published in a future issue!

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