Just Fo' Laffs

Q: Why did the gum stick to the wall?
A: I think that the sap from which gum is made is just naturally sticky.
Q: That's the right answer.

Q: Why did the bird stick to the sign?
A: I don't think birds do that.
Q: It had gum on its feet.

Q: Why did the monkey go to the store and buy six gallons of ice cream when the elephant was in the door and the monkey wanted the milk in the trunk?

All jokes submitted by Jessie, a five-year-old girl I met in Boston Market. Kids! Keep the jokes coming, and you might see them published in a future issue!

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