Jelly Belly
Los Angeles
I have
never encountered anything like him bephore.
He
rarely muscles up allowing phists to contact his backbone.
Phor
the longest time, I could not phigure out where
he
puts his stomach while being gut punched.
Then,
it came to me! Simple!
He's
... um ... an alien liphe phorm phrom another planet
and
his digestive system is located in his lepht leg.
What
should be abdomen is, actually, empty connecting tissue.
This
also explains why he watches so much sci-fi
-
Stargate, Farscape, X-Philes, Deep Space Whatever -
Great
host. Great receiver. Great sessions
Iph
you're seeking a true, phist parking lot,
look
no phurther.
Too bad he's straight :-(
Jelly's
phavorite quote at break time:
"OK,
iph you insist."
Here's Jelly's advertisement:
Would
like to hook up with any gutpunchers who are interested in
sinking
their phists wrist deep again and again in my lean, phlat/concave
untightened
stomach. I'm 43, 5'7", 125 lbs, good shape and sophtly dephined
with
a 27" waist (thmpr shivers)
and I can take it deep and hard in the
belly all day,
all
night or all weekend long. Your size doesn't matter as long as you are
saphe
and sane. Serious punchers only, please.
Checkout my album at http://photos.yahoo.com/jellybelly_90036
