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How Will He Do It?
1. Get some spackle
for Steve Largent's mouth (Tom Cole's paying client).
2. Call opponent a
liberal.
3. Get a map of
Oklahoma. "Isn't Altus near Enid".
4. Call opponent a
liberal.
5. Get with county
party officials for a calendar of cocktail parties in
district.
6. Get poll to figure
out where to stand on the issues.
7. Call opponent a
liberal.
8. Break out the
opposition research file to get some blackmail, er I
mean campaign donations.
9. Burn the ultrasound of
J.C.'s newest little one.....
10. Call Jim Inhofe
and knock 10% off political consulting bill in exchange
for endorsement.
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