Slow Drivers in the Left-Hand Lane

By Tom Farley

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Slow drivers in the left-hand lane

I do believe they'll drive me crazy

Slow drivers in the left-hand lane....oh no

They're incredibly stupid....

Every day I go to work out on the interstate highway

I get behind some stupid jerk doin' forty miles an hour....gonna drive me crazy....he's a

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Slow drivers in the left-hand lane

I do believe they'll drive me crazy

Slow drivers in the left-hand lane....oh no

They're incredibly stupid....

I'd like to get a fifty millimeter gun....strap it on the hood and have some fun

Get an SD in my laser sight....push the button....drive through the flames and firelight

What a delight to see the

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Slow drivers in the left-hand lane

I do believe they'll drive me crazy

Slow drivers in the left-hand lane....oh no

They're incredibly stupid....They're always in the way...

They're incredibly stupid....They're out there every day....EVERY DAY....

They're incredibly stupid....The laws they don't obey....

They're incredibly stupid....They're always in the way...They're out there every day....POW!

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