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Trikertom's Home Page, Peoria Arizona

The South shall rise again!

Welcome to my home on the range!

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This is my new trike I built, finished January 2003, 1915 cc with dual Weber’s, sold 2005!

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Born and raised in the SOUTH! Don't smoke and don't toke. I still think Beverly Hillbillies was a documentary. I live in Peoria Arizona (next to Phoenix) and part of the year in Mississippi. I love vegetable and herb gardening time permitting, traveling short distances, computer programming, myspace.com, internet, yard sales, spa, fireplace, camping, outdoor fire pits, cooking, Free Cell, needlepoint (kidding), POGO.COM, and movies on TV (NO sports !). I was born February 22, 1948 on a farm in Suthern' Missouri. Raised in Memphis. I am single.I am a very loyal, one woman person. Unfortunately, it has been impossible to find that kind of woman any more.

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Me on the left, and granddaughter with me Christmas 2002 on right. Click for large version.

Live appearance Memphis

My friend Nancy Apple, songwriter and singer in 2006, The "Queen of Twang", and my lady friend

More pictures of guess who? Well it is my page!

 

Click Here for my Trike Construction Photos!

A Little Humor!

Hey! We should really ban guns, here are 10 reasons why! Gun !

Hey! Hillbilly BBQ recipe! Sucessful BBQ party recipe!

Hey! Click here to change to Spanish! Spanish

Hey! Click here to read a letter from my poor old mom in Mississippi! Momsltr

Hey! realy want to annoy people, here are the best ways! Annoy !

Good party joke! Good funnies!

Strictly for mature women (over 40 in most states, check your laws!) For mature women only!

Women have lotsa competition! For Women Only!

Click here to upgrade your life to the latest version. This download could take forever!

Family reunions - natures dating service in the South!

I hope life is not all just a big joke, because I don't get it! If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? I wanna be Barbie, the bitch has everything.

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey (SNL)! Very Funny!  

Cute stuff  Very Profound!

A little dig on lawyers Very funny stuff!

Hey Tom! How do I learn your southern language? Click here if you’re a redneck or wannabe! 

Read here if you are from the North and plan to move to the South Click here for some free tips! 

More redneck stuff! Some redneck shorties!

Surgeons Generals Warnings about alcohol! From our Government, pay close attention !

Trailer Park Living Magazine Click for photo!

Ex-wives Homepages

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Professional Information

I have been in insurance 38.780933203241 years, 3 months, 12 days, 13 minutes, 11 seconds.

Hobbies and Interests

Vegetable, herb, and flower gardening

My house on Woodland lake (in Mississippi) where the movie "Walk the Line" was shot (sold it 2007)Click for photo!

My house in the mountains (in Arizona) (Sold it 2006) Click for photo!

Camping photos someday

Playing pool (have trophies, real small ones)

Fishing

Yard Sales (Can YOU pass one on Saturday morning?)

My ½ VW / ½ Harley Trike, wanna ride? Climb on, hang on, and shut up (oops I sold it November 2005)! !

Cooking - Cleaning House - Funny movies - Fishing - Traveling


Communicate

How to Reach Me...("Reach out and touch someone", don't you hate that tune?)

I just live to hear from you, drop me a line, don't be shy, I will actually answer.

Email to Tomas

The weather is here, wish you were nice? :-)

 A worm!


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My vacation photos, won't that be fun for YOU to look at ! CAUTION, they are interspersed with HUMOR ! HINT HINT I GOT DIVORCED FROM HER IN 1986

Portugal 83

Madiera Islands 83

Scotland 85

Ireland 85

Bahamas 93

Acapulco 95

Hawaii 96

Thailand 96

Italy, Switzerland, France

Vancover Canada & Alaska Cruise Inside Passage 2000!

Maztalan Mexico 2001!

San Fransisco & Hawaii 2001!

 

I am obviously behind on updating photos but I am working on it! Southern boys do not get in a hurry doing anything!

Spain 2002?

Alaska Cruise 2004 ?

Cabo San Lucas, San Jose Del Cabo 2006

Beale Street 2006

Nancy Apple 2006

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