Trikertom's Home Page, Peoria Arizona

Welcome to my home on the range!

This is my new trike finished January 2003, 1915 cc with dual Weber’s!

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Born and raised in the SOUTH! I live in Peoria Arizona (next to Phoenix) with my Koi Fish Ponds, parrots, and gardens. I love vegetable and herb gardening, travel overseas, my lake house, computer programming, yard sales, spa, fireplace, outdoor fire pits, cooking, riding my Harley/VW Trike, needlepoint (kidding), and movies on TV (NO sports !). I was born February 22, 1948 on a farm in Missouri. I am single and not looking.

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My friend Bryan’s wife Pam & I on left, my daughter and granddaughter with me Christmas 2002 on right. Click for large version.

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Click Here for my Trike Construction Photos!

A Little Humor!

Hey! We should really ban guns, here are 10 reasons why! Gun !

Hey! Hillbilly BBQ recipe!Sucessful BBQ party recipe!

Hey! Click here to change to Spanish! Spanish

Hey! Click here to read a letter from my poor old mom in Mississippi! Momsltr

Hey! realy want to annoy people, here are the best ways! Annoy !

Good party joke! Good funnies!

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Women have lotsa competition! For Women Only!

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I hope life is not all just a big joke, because I don't get it! If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? I wanna be Barbie, she has everything.

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey (SNL)! Very Funny!

Cute stuff Very Profound!

A little dig on lawyers Very funny stuff!

Hey Tom! How do I learn your southern language? Click here if you’re a redneck or wannabe!

More redneck stuff! Some redneck shorties!

Surgeons Generals Warnings about alcohol! From our Government, pay attention !

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