Hairball Mojo     ‘97  (front) Hair/Lead/Plastic/Copper/Stone/Glass/Noble Fir Wood 33" x 9" x 60" Used to aid ones domestic feline with common digestive disorders.  Placed next to water or food bowl, this mojo has a calming effect on the animals upper GI.  Mysteriously has no effect on sandbox habits.  Laced with Black Cat Oil and Peaceful Home Oil. Scuzzball     ‘98   (rear) Plastic/Glass/Brass/Noble Fir Wood/Horsehair 31" x 9" x 40" This item may be used to repel undesirable individuals from ones circle of acquaintances.  Sprinkle fresh beard shavings on the mojo, then stand the Scuzzball on end and spin it quickly between the hands while cursing the name of the one to be expelled.   Then lay the mojo flat on the ground and spit on it three times.  The annoying one will not come around again.  Sprayed with Uncrossing Oil.