Crooked Politician Mojo Wood/Rubber/Glass Paint/Aluminum Leaf 16" x 5" x 5"                   2000 If the debates are getting you down, or the political ads seem too far fetched to hold any water whatsoever, use this mojo to guide your concience.  Place the mojo directly in front of you on a flat surface.  Spin the rounded base between the palms of you hands and the stick will careen wildly from one side to the next in a circular fashion, much like the political winds.  When it finally comes to rest, if the crook faces left you are bound to vote Democratic. If it faces right,.. well you get the idea. Annointed with Psychic Vision Oil