Curb Your Enthusiasm (or not)     2002
Glass/Copper/Pepper Wood/Copper Nails/Patina
8 ½" x 87 ½" x 24"

Carnal gratification (and the pursuit thereof) may be aided (or thwarted) with the prudent (or imprudent) use of this devious divining dibble.  During preparation for the evening of club hopping, the practitioner need select either their very favorite or most abhorred (depending on the desired results) article of intimate apparel.  This article must then be cut into small pieces and placed in a copper vessel where it is to be burned with a liberal dosing of lighter fluid.  The remaining ashes should be sprinkled into the shoes prior to stepping out the door.  Incendiary results are guaranteed with either gender.

Slathered generously with Kama Sutra Oil.