Mojo of Virility     2000
Wood/Raccoon Penis Bone
Paint/Gold Leaf
7" x 1" x 1"

Those who question their own ability to please, satisfy or accomplish difficult deeds need look no further than this tiny but effective tool.  It may be secured in the trouser pocket just prior to attempting the feat and you will be aided.  Rubbing it frequently during the ordeal never hurt.

Strengethened with Steady Work Oil and Crown of Success Oil