Procrastination Mojo: Time Flies          2000 Wood/Stainless Steel/Egg Timer /Aluminum/Clockworks/Emu Feathers 30" length x 6½" diameter Designed for the motivationally challenged in need of either gentle reminders or frequent swift kicks to the posterior, this tool will help prevent the wasting of valuable time or frittering away of precious moments. Small, daily rudimentary tasks are more efficiently accomplished when this mojo is gently inverted and then restored to it's upright position.  Keeping one eye on the falling sands of the timer and the other eye on the duty prescribed will cause the drudgery to diminish, but must be repeated as often as necessary until the jobs are completed.  For those daunting assignments being avoided for the mere dread of the labor ahead, more drastic measures must be taken.  Estimating the projected time to complete a loathsome ordeal, follow this simple formula: Multiply the estimated hours by the number of feathers on the shaft of the mojo; divide that result by the number of times the task has been cursed or vilified.  Then, standing the mojo on it's rounded end, spin it gently and slowly between the hands exactly the result of the previous calculation while clenching and grinding one's teeth together.  Making sure the mojo comes to rest with the hands of the clock reading precisely the time to start working, jump up and down stomping the ground with both feet while simultaneously striking both sides of the head with open palms exclaiming out loud "Lazy, lazy, lazy!!" This usually puts the practitioner in the perfect frame of mind to commence the job at hand.  If not, repeat until ready. Activated with John the Conqueror Oil, Master of Confusion Oil and laced liberally with Zombie Master Oil.