Stick to the Point     2000 Wood/Plastic/Paint/Gold Leaf 10" x 2" x 1" People who drive you crazy with their rambling, long winded dissertations on subjects that hold no interest whatsover may be silenced with the prudent use of this tool. At the first sign of verbosity, slowly and deliberately remove the mojo from your pocket and poke the talker in the tongue with the point of the stick. They won't want to talk to you any more. Sharpened with John the Conqueror Oil and Compelling Oil