Super Lotto Mojo                        2000 Brass/Eucalyptus Pod/Ping Pong Balls/Wood/Rabbit's Foot/Raccoon Penis Bone Lucky Hand Root/Badger Tooth/Alligator Clip/Lotto Forms/Paint/Gold Leaf 22" x 6" x 7" This Lucky Mojo will not aid in selecting a winning combination of numbers.  Likewise, it will not assist the holder in choosing a highly favored convenience store.  Nor will it increase one's odds in any particular game of chance or skill.  If fact, about all this stick is useful for is holding one's lotto ticket in a secure spot while checking the morning paper for the winning numbers. The bearer should keep in mind, nonetheless, that if winnings are acquired while in possession of this talisman, a gratuity from seven to fifteeen percent should be forwarded immediately to the creator of this powerful object as a token of esteem. Anointed liberally with Psychic Vision Oil and Essence of Bend-Over