My dears. While in the form of a bat I visited the Baptist Convention in Salt Lake City. I perched high above the crowd and listened in. A few times I took the liberty of spreading good will among the people in the form of guano. I regret that the guest speaker was not directly underneath me for he had some disturbing things to say.

He hates women. He wants them to submit to their husbands. He wants women to actually desire this state of submission. What fools these mortals be. Subjugating the fairer, and superior I might add, sex is a laughable proposition. But this man read it in the bible and he thinks it can be done. I would like him to try it with me. I could show him much about submission and domination.

A look into his private life revealed several shocking things. He has trouble keeping his own wife submissive. In fact, she orders him around most of the time. He is so typical of the pious, not practicing what he preaches. He is yet another hypocrite poseur. For fun I possessed his wife and made him do all the household chores for a day while I watched TV. He cooked a terrible dinner and I gave him all sorts of abuse out it. I scolded him about his poor housekeeping skills. All he said was "Yes,dear. Yes dear.". I made him beg for forgiveness and he did that as well. He was so ashamed. It was delicious.

These poseur Christian men are just boys in men's bodies. Women scare them. They're afraid they'll get cooties. It's sad. Deep down they need women, they just don't know how to treat them with respect. So women don't respect them back. Now they want god to force their wives to do as they say. They're pathetic. Each one will surely receive a bitter wake up call when they return home after the convention. I know I'll see to a few of them personally.

Spreading evil is so rewarding sometimes. See you in your darkest dreams, dears.
 

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