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ALWAYS CHANGE
ALWAYS CHANGE
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When you go to shop around,
you'll see upon the signs;
very clever prices bound
that always ends with nines.
From Zero-nine to ninety-nine,
the cost is so arranged;
that what it means is what it deems;
that pennies are your change!
This is a trend I wish would end,
the one that deals with "change",
the copper kind that builds with time,
and yet, no value claims.
A special change the "Feds" should make
is do away with pennies;
for everybody's gracious sake
the pennies must diminish!!
If all the pennies in the mint
were melted into pipes,
it would save the trouble spent,
the headaches and the gripes!
For pennies often load us down;
our pockets always fill;
they're everywhere they can be found,
'cause everywhere they spill.
They come and go in overflow
in every cup and jar,
down in a vase, in some suitcase
and floorboard of your car.
In pocketbooks or dining nooks,
the sofa and your chairs,
in all ash trays, in window bays,
and even on the stairs.
On table tops, not-mentioned spots,
these pennies all have lain,
and they'll stay in all our way
until this trend has waned.
It would suffice and be real nice
to round things to a dollar,
'Twood be no "change" to tax our brains
and be the trend to follow!
William E. Hardison (c)
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