Give the gift of Death this Christmas

Are you running out of Christmas gift ideas this year? What do you get the woman who has everything? Well, it’s Planned Parenthood to the rescue! They are offering gift certificates for that discriminating shopper this Christmas season. We at the WWCW imagine what slogans Planned Parenthood might use to sell their new gift certificates:

Are your family Christmas dinners getting too crowded?

Unexpected pregnancy? Don’t let anything like the first Christmas ever happen again!

Santa’s getting tired, lets not add to his list.

Stuff one of these into a stocking this year and avoid additional stockings next year!

Give the gift of Death this Christmas.

Do I really have to explain how sick and twisted the idea of giving someone a gift certificate that may be used to kill their unborn child is? I'm going to go puke now...

- ed
e-mail: wwcw@wwcw.org

I want to learn more about how I can have a relationship with the creator of the universe.

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