Galen the Monkey Killer

October 18, 20045:00 pm

Today in class I was told of a man named Galen.  I think it is time to pay this Galen a visit.  In my class I was told that he had made wild accusations that humans have a system of ducts that transport blood to their brains.  I have got to see why this wacko thought what he did.  “Go go gadget time machine!”

 

October 18, 1985:30 pm

So in the last thirty minutes I have been to Pergamum, Smyrna, Corinth, Alexandria and Rome.  I have to admit, Galen traveled like a migrating bird.  While in Alexandria I looked at their public library for a little information on Galen.  I felt that they might be better equipped to tell tale of him than my modern professors.  Unfortunately I found no biography of Galen.  I did however find a set of writings which he is credited for.  I find it hard to believe but he supposedly wrote all of them.  Don’t get me wrong I don’t think he was stupid but these writings were larger than an entire encyclopedia found in a modern library.

 

October 18, 19810:00 pm

Now I am aware that four and one half hours is not nearly enough time to read an encyclopedia from start to finish but it does give enough time to skim through some of the material found in Galen’s writings.  I am amazed at the amount of detail he enters into with his examples of organs.  While reading these texts to myself I realized that I was reading a text book.  I hate it when scholarly learning infiltrates your life; it makes you feel so… smart.  Anyway his texts have some abnormalities though.  I realize that he is speaking of ducts in the brain of humans again.  I am not a fan of this idiotic mistake.  If people are reading this like a text book they are getting entirely the wrong idea of the physiology of humans.  I also notice that there is a side note on Galen’s writing.  Apparently there was a fire in 191 that destroyed some of his work.  I guess it is time to go back and look at the originals.

 

October 19, 1918:00 am

Well I am looking at the original manuscripts.  These contain even more detail than the ones I read last night.  I am amazed that this Galen has written so much.  Though there are more writings they are much of the same style.  He is laying the groundwork for future generations to learn from.  As I was leaving a man looked at me real oddly and started to chase me.  I guess it had something to do with my clothes.  I do look a little odd.  There aren’t as many people here to pilfer clothes from as there were in that school a few weeks ago.  Anyway I threw a jug at him and it started a small fire in the corner of the library when a lantern fell.  I’m sure they put it out.  I wonder how the fire that lost all so many of his manuscripts happened.  Oh well I guess we will never know.  Anyway I left the books I had in my backpack behind a rock when I left; I’m sure someone found them and took care of them.

 

October 19, 1809:00 am

I’m going to put this to a rest.  I am so angry that we are so far behind in medical technology because this guy was making up body organs and systems.  I am just going to set him straight.  Once I find Galen I will explain to him that he has to look at one person and he will see his follies.  I mean in my cadaver lab I learned so much, how can he make up things that aren’t there?

 

October 19, 20046:30 pm

 Back to the present now.  I found Galen and he was cutting up a monkey.  It was pretty nasty.  He was writing everything down that he saw though.  At first I assumed Galen was a veterinarian as well as a physician.  I saw him writing things though that I remembered reading about in his human anatomy book.  This is where I got discouraged.  It seemed that he was using a primate as a cheap excuse for a human.  I went to tell him a piece of my mind but I remembered the Adidas-like hieroglyph that I noticed after my last trip.  To prevent this again I never told him that he had to look at humans I simply suggested that he do it.  He seemed so excited that I was saying this.  It seems that he wants to work on humans but that when he tries to people are always acting like he is disgracing the person.  They don’t realize that he is honoring them by trying to learn from them to help everyone.  Apparently someone overheard us talking and as I was leaving there was a mob outside waiting for me.  They started yelling and throwing things at me.  I overheard one person say that he should use my body to experiment!  Anyway I think I now understand that society was responsible for Galen’s mistakes in the physiology of humans and that he was doing the best that he could.  His writings have provided a base for people to work from.  In a final note, I noticed today that next to the Adidas symbol I found a few weeks ago there is now a check mark that looks like a Nike swoosh.  I wish I had brought back some of those books from that library and more importantly I wish I hadn’t left them in my Nike backpack with my calculus homework.  If I get enough sleep tonight I will go back and look for my things tomorrow.


Disclaimer:If you do discover the wonders of time travel, never go back to the time of the dinosaurs with a head cold!  I did and made them sick and one thing led to another and, well lets just say a butterfly sneezed on a triceratops and it dropped dead like it was a boulder.  I don't get it.  It was just a harmless cold.


Works Cited:
Lee Pearcy, Galen: A Biographical Sketch, Medicina Antiqua, http://www.medicinaantiqua.org.uk/bio_gal.html
Lindberg, Beginnings, p. #125-131 – Provides information on Galen


In this episode I used both my sources to gain background information.  The website mostly gave me information that I could use to pinpoint times and places that Galen was working.  In the text I used the information mostly to examine his practices and what he had to overcome to gain his knowledge.  I also used previous information we covered on Galen in this class and an essay I previously wrote on Galen as inspiration for the essay.

Image is of a bust of Galen.
Website:Greek Scientists
Weblink:http://www.livius.org/gi-gr/greeks/scientists.html.

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